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Fortnut

When you bust a nut playing fortnite because your girlfriend is giving you head.
Yo my girl gave my the best fortnut ever
by Ali_P422 June 25, 2018
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Fortuna, CA

Small northern California white trash town in the middle of Humboldt County. Population of approx. 70,000 and a diverse mix of old hippies, hobos, stoners, hicks from across the river, okies, escalade-driving pot growers, wanna-be-wealthy land owners, cowboys, and the random average school teacher. The "cool places" to meet include Safeway Parking Lot and the Tracks (also across the river.) In the summer the river and beach are the close by spots to be especially Miranda. Fortuna boasts the largest screen on the North Coast! and is also known to all around as "the friendly city". Stop by taco loco for a cheap burrito.
Guy #1: ""Dude, should we go to Arcata tonight to get high or drink beer and chew in Ferndale?"

Guy # 2: "Let's compromise and head into Fortuna, CA"
by purple knife April 10, 2011
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Fortuneteller Baba

From the dragonball universe, she is Master Roshi's sister. She loves money and fighting, she can see the future, past, and present through her magic crystal ball, and uses her gifts for profit and entertainment. She can travel freely through the Mortal World, and Other World, and can bring anyone back from the dead for a day at their request.
Fortuneteller Baba: It's the unpredictable nature of this game that attracts me. That...and of course the money.
by kyle.biddle January 14, 2011
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Fortunati

Manly, Proud, Strong. A chic magnet. Master of all things one sees
Andrew Fortunati is the man
by Andrew Fortunati December 3, 2003
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Fortnut

This is when a male loses his girlfriend so he decides to play Fortnite then nut when he gets a victory. This causes the ball sack to become empty then his balls to dry out making him lose his testicles
Looks like I'm playing some Fortnut tonight boyyyyyyys
by Thereisnogodonlynut June 2, 2018
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Fortuna

The Roman Goddess of Fortune..
As Well as:ME!! HAHAHAHA!!! SERIOUSLY!!
My Name is Fortuna and I've been gifted by Fortuna to have and what I want, thus making me spoiled.
by Paul Simon March 13, 2005
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Fortubately

Having the good fortune of being able to masturbate. A comination of fortunately and masturbate.
I saw this hot chick on my way home and fortubately got to work on myself since my roommate wasn't home when I got there.
by Two D's August 6, 2009
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