Fortnite

The game that broke 2018 and is stealing your mans

Girlfriend: “babe what do you care more about now? This game or me?”
Boyfriend: “fortnite? Tf kind of question is this”

by TheLoyalMan February 12, 2018

fortnire

When you spell fortnite wrong because you have big ass fingers

Man: Damnit! I spelled fortnire wrong!
Man 2: U mean Fortnight?
Man 3: Nah it's Fortnite

by RamenLady69 May 16, 2018

Fortnite

A disability that affects kids ages 8-18 and some adults

Where are we dropping in Fortnite boys

by Ben_s2004 April 17, 2018

Fortnite streamer

A virgin

Hey bro , I just found this new virgin
-what’s that
- a fortnite streamer
-cool what’s his name
-ninja
-damn, I heard he died of ligma

by louis sandcastle July 30, 2018

Hop On Fortnite

Rough anal sex using hot sauce and motor oil as lubricant. Usually involves 1-5 chimpanzees. Most often performed by young males who possess daddy issues.

Braxton: Wanna Hop On Fortnite?

Zegdyn: Sure, let’s make sure nobody hears us.

by Gamergamer56 March 9, 2021

fortnite bad, minecraft good

fortnite bad, minecraft good is an expretion one would use when someone makes a joke or more commonly a meme about how fortnite is an inferior game compared to minecraft. Fortnite bad, minecraft good is generally not used in a positive way, as it implies that the person making the joke lacks creativity.

Redditor 1: I am so glad I grew up with this (insert picture of minecraft chest), and not this (insert picture of fortnite chest)

Redditor 2: fortnite bad, minecraft good. Am I right guys? 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂

by RealESJ November 28, 2019

Kevin the Fortnite Cube

A giant cube from lightning that appeared on the battle royale island making havoc until he sunk into a lake, soon to be re-christened from loot lake to leaky lake. He attached himself onto an island and flew into the air, leaving consumable cubes called shadow stones that allow you to become invisible and to resist fall damage. Kevin travelled all around the map again, on the bottom of the giant floating island. Finally, once he reached his starting location, loot/leaky lake, he exploded. the island broke into three main pieces with remnants of a house on them. Recently, it exploded again and made a new island in loot lake, shattering the eyes of people who were in a match in that time. It made a butterfly and the butterfly landed on some lucky people.

Rip Kevin the Fortnite Cube.

by Agent_Green November 5, 2018