nelly furtado

I orginally entered this definition back in Nov 2003, but some scally wag looks to have deleted it, here we go again;

To show one's dis-interest with an air of superiority in an act either against one's person or any non direct event in one's life.

Coach; Billy that is your final warning, those pom poms are not meant to be used in that manner, they will have to be incinerated now before the cheerleaders require them, I have no choice; you're dropped from the team, you are no longer the star quarterback.....

Billy; Coach, with all disrespect, i couldn't give a nelly furtado at all

by n jones December 24, 2008

Nelly Furtado

(N.) The half Rap/ half Canadian portugese Pop singer who's the big brother of Nelly (with no 'furtado')

...I drop units like a hot po-tatoe, cause I get my freak-on more than Missy and Nelly Furtado. -Ganamete

by G-Union June 22, 2006

Furtadoish

Really stupid since everyone hates Nelly Furtado anyway. Don't go stealin' Nelly's name ! U SUCK

This Matth h/w is so furtadoish

by Myshele March 26, 2004

Fartado's Lady

This is the pinnacle of deceit. It is the lowest possible classification found under the umbrella of the category "Sancho". This is a homewrecking act done by a female. In which, a female participates in any sexual act that involves ejaculation with a male that is taken or in a relationship with a distinct female classification. The key part here is, the male that is chosen to complete this grungeful act with HAS to be taken by a female significant other that is either a hooker, prostitute, escort, or any other classification of female that exchanges sexual acts with a predetermined agreement to receive a monetary settlement for this act. This is the crucial part in order to classify as a Fartado's Lady. It is the most vile and vengeful cheating act known to man. Generally this act is done by a female who is cheating to hurt someone (ex boyfriend, bf, etc). Condoms/protection are strictly forbidden, otherwise that defeats the purpose. And yes, escorts do have significant others.

Oh, No Way! That Mexican girl with the fake rrrrumpa clearly is not afraid to admit she had sex with Jaimas boyfriend! She just took down Jaima's whole client list in one swoop! She went for the dagger! Got someone with the 'ol: Fartado's Lady. Someone must have really pissed her off.

by Da Wordsmiff May 31, 2018

Fortatosis

When you have a sickness of loving fortnite.

"Yo, I think James has Fortatosis!"

by MAKING_A_COOL_WORD August 14, 2018

furtado

Brazilian Portuguese for "fart potato".

I'm gonna have a furtado for breakfast!

by qunning_linguist April 25, 2021

forcado

The last stage of a Portuguese style bullfight, a group of 8 bad ass unarmed men grab the Bull by the horns but only using their bare hands.

1 Ex Amadores de Merced is the greatest forcado group in California
2 ex amadores de turlock is the shittiest group

by Cafè69 June 13, 2023