fartfuckers

a group of friends who are all sexy funny and cool

liz: fartfuckers are the best amirite????
anybody on twitter: retweet!!!!!!

by halosour June 8, 2021

fartfucker

the coolest most swag gc on twitter. everyone is jealous of the fartfuckers and wish they could be part of this exclusive group.

kayla: i almost drowned today.
liz: george weasley
emma: reya loml
reya: emma loml
ena: ia
mai: im constipated.
ana: why did i ever become friends with the fartfuckers?

by icarus_fell June 10, 2021

Fartfuckle

A group of friends having "fun" while farting.

Me and the guys went and had a fartfuckle

by BTEPishere June 9, 2022

Forefuckery

Forefuckery (noun)
/ˈfɔ .fʌk.ə.ri/

The calculated use of hopeful or dramatic framing to hint at a meaningful future - when in fact it conceals chaos, betrayal, or deeply unwelcome outcomes.

In short:
False foreshadowing designed to mislead, manipulate, or soften the blow of incoming fuckery.

Typical habitats:
Corporate comms, political speeches, emotionally manipulative TV shows, gaslighting text messages.

Synonyms:
Strategic optimism, narrative bait-and-switch, illusion of momentum.
Antonym: Honest warning.

“That all-staff email about ‘bold new horizons’ before the mass layoffs? Pure forefuckery.”

by NefariousPurpleBadger November 17, 2025