forkening

To fork somebody is when you fuck somebody with a pitch fork. It is often something that dirty farmers and country folk indulge in. When forkening skinny bitches an ordinary kitchen fork may be used.

I gave your mam the best damn forkening she'd ever had. I forkened her in every hole till she bled all over your bedroom floor.

by farmer joe May 5, 2008

frettings

when you spend too much time fretting over your Facebook privacy settings...

I spent so much time considering all possibilities for who to share information with on Facebook and finally reset all my frettings

by Victoriacam February 26, 2011

foresting

The act of laughing in an obnoxious manner after everything that you say. It can be tagged at the end of any statement to make it appear that you are being sarcastic.

1)Fred used foresting by adding a shrill laugh to the end of a normally hateful statement, in attempts to pass it off as a harmless joke: "Your probably the ugliest person i've ever seen! HAHAHA"

by Richard Snodgrass February 12, 2008

Forgetting the green tea

When a man does insignificant that enrages your significant other.

Dana Yesterday was garbage day, did you take it to the curb?
Ernest No I completely forgot.

Dana forgetting the green tea! I’m not surprised.

by Secrete sauce June 26, 2021

forgetting

i forgot what i was gonna write here

1: what was i gonna say?
2: idk i'm forgetting everything
1: dementia right?
2: what?

by pixik September 1, 2022

Forgetting Your Password

A common illness with quite a few symptoms. For example it may cause swearing of the tongue, Being unable to open certain things, and a very miserable mood. It may make it hard to do many things like the simple task of checking your phone. There are two main cures to this illness. One being the one most people get is called changing the password. And the other is actually remembering a password, sadly the latter is usually much harder to get. One way to prevent this is a shot called writing the password down though it may risk another illness called theft.

Jeremy caught a terrible case of forgetting your password.

by AnInterestingWord October 16, 2023

Foreeating

Unabashedly viewing restaurant menus online BEFORE you arrive so that when you get there you already know what you want to eat.

"Dude, what are you looking at?"
"I'm foreeating my vacation next week!"

by BeefSupreme232 August 29, 2011