in a minute

what you say when someone tells you to do something but your too lazy to do it.

mother: billy! go take out the trash you stupid little cunt! i knew your father should have used a condom!
billy: in a minute....

by billy April 22, 2005

minute

A long period of time

Greg aint been to Dominiques house in a minute.

by mrs. brown January 10, 2006

minute

A unit of time equal to or upwards of one hour.

"Yo man, it's been a minute tho"
"I know man! I haven't seen you in months!"

by J-Pizzle95 June 30, 2013

A Minute

1. An internationally recognised, standardised measurement of time equalling exactly 60 seconds

2. A long nondescript length of time, always significantly longer than 60 seconds, often representing many hours, days or years

Director: Ok, so in a minute I will need you to set yourself on fire and jump through that window

Stuntman: Got you

*60 seconds later Stuntman sets himself on fire and jumps through window*

*Stuntman lands on uncushioned ground and dies*

Director: Oh shit, that idiot thought I meant 60 seconds when actually I meant several hours, he is such an idiot and deserves to be dead

by Double 2 April 29, 2021

in a minute

a point in time which will never come

mom can you help?
in a minute.

by JaiRed801 October 30, 2023

In a minute

A phrase used to make people think you are going to do what they say 'in a minute', however the task is almost always never done as the person is too lazy. It is most effective when used to piss someone off. Goes well with whining noises.

Simon: Get a life, you prick!
Tabish: In a minute! (moans)

by Tabish April 27, 2006

IT Minutes

A brief length of time that becomes drawn out because of complications. Originating from IT workers who had to give set amounts of time that were guaranteed to get drawn out.

Fred: Dude you said you were going to be five minutes, it's been fifteen!
Patrick: They were IT minutes.

by Jammish August 9, 2012