Suck my 5 dollar footlong

1.Used when other comebacks just won`t work.

2.Used when playing video games to show your dominance.

Bill: Pwned Nub choke on my throat yogurt you cum dumpster.


Fred: I might suck but yo momma suck my 5 dollar footlong.


Everyone else: Ohhhhhh...yo momma fight!

by Barkley-von-snouser October 3, 2008

Five Dollar Footlong

1) Subway's deal, getting a footlong sandwich for $5
2) Its in my pants. Nuff Said.

LAUREN CONRAD: OMG this Five Dollar Footlong is so delicious and juicy
AUDRINA PARTRIGE: And big enough for us to share!

by Rowdy_801 February 28, 2009

$5 Footlong

a cheap man whore

that $5 footlong gave me an std, now i know why it was so cheap.

by Jburr January 27, 2009

Montana Footlong

A hastily given blowjob behind a subway

Witnessing a Montana footlong makes you wanna bleach your eyes

by BruhsandBruhdettes March 1, 2020

The Footlong

Sliding your dick between a broad's ass cheeks until you cum; your dick is the hotdog and her ass is the bun; works best if the broad has junk in her trunk (it's a "titty" fuck down-under) Jizz Toss

MOCO gave Edith The Footlong last night!

by MOCO & P-Phat May 28, 2008

Five-Dollar Footlong

Slang for the dump you have to take after eating at Subway.

Jareds in the bathroom, we ate at subway and he as to deposit a five-dollar footlong

by Froggler August 2, 2010

Five-Dollar Footlong

Five-Dolar Footlongs are tasty and inexpensive sandwiches available only at Subway! And the jingle is often parodied.

Five-Dollar, Five-Dollar, Five-Dollar Footlongs, at Subway!

by YouAreOnTheTrumanShow May 1, 2008