footer

In basketball, a player who is at least seven feet tall.

ROSS: Damn, I didn't know Dirk Nowitzki was a 90% free throw shooter. Isn't he a footer?

PABLO: Yeah, man, he's so long he can almost reach the basket from the free throw line.

by Jibjibjib March 7, 2012

footjerk

Jerking somebody off with your foot.

Her big feet made for a fantastic footjerk.

by The DS Master May 10, 2005

twenty footer

a bull dyke so egregiously masculine that she can be spotted twenty feet away

that chick is such a twenty footer she makes Rosie O'Donnell look like Miss America

by The Velvet Hammer June 11, 2006

footer

Scots word for to waste time and not get on with things. Leads to footerer, footering, footery Pronouced not like foot but with long oooooo

Stop footering around. Get on with your home work.

Och, I widnae want him working here. He's awfy footery.

by floflumpit January 31, 2010

Foother

Foother is another form of saying 'father'

A: What is your father doing?
B:Foother is currently taking a shit

by Urcawhale July 28, 2017

Foober

A hypothetical food delivery food service from the good people who gave you Uber.

Basically Uber Eats, but with a more creative name.

I'm too lazy to make dinner tonight, so instead, I'm going to spend 20 minutes scrolling through this menu on the Foober app and then wait an additional 40 minutes for someone to bring my food to me. #America

by naveickel December 3, 2018

Kiddie Footer

A term for Pedophile or child molester, derived from the Northern Irish or Ulster Scots' dialect. Kiddie relating to a child. Footer relating to the term used when referring to some kind of interference.

"thon dickhead's a fuckin' Kiddie Footer, we should do his knees and burn his house out."

by olliebroon November 25, 2009