fungalingus

When a woman's cooter is horrifically dirty, and is discovered to be in such condition after cunnilingus is performed.

"Geoff gave his girlfriend head last night. He almost threw up after that fungalingus."

by The Black Fury November 18, 2018

Fungilingus

Although close to cunnilingus and funnilingus, not quite so enjoyable... The 'art' of administering oral sex to an infected vajay. - Not nice at all

'Oh my god man, what's up with you?!'
'I feel so bad, just got myself some fungilingus!' *vomits*

by Machman January 25, 2009

flangaling

For one to finger any orafice while in a basement screaming "go away clown" over and over till they climax.

she was flangaling herself all night... now i have nightmares about clowns.

by jack Frost89 October 12, 2011

Fangaying

The act of a gay person fangirling

My boyfriend was Fangaying all night over supernatural

by JFOXTER July 10, 2014

Fifth dimension fondling

When you go for a fap and you experience deja vu, you have experienced fifth dimension fondling. It is when your fifth dimension counterpart has had his daily fap before you got around to it.

I went for a fap earlier today, but I think there was some fifth dimension fondling before that cause I felt like it was my second fap of the day, but it really was just my first.

by thedaqngleangler February 18, 2015

Fondling the Fondant/creamed her egg

A term used to describe what well sprung males like to do to their ho's to celebrate Easter each year. This event is usually brought on by a sugar rush from overdosing on Cadbury Creme Eggs and may result in a “second coming.” Because of his over-excitement, the male usually forgets to put on a condom and may live to regret this experience.

“Hey, my ho had me over for Easter and I was fondling the fondant/creamed her egg. I ‘aint ready to be no Mother fuckin’ Daddy-o! I can’t believe I played myself like this!”

by Bay Boy and Corn Ho April 29, 2009

Fondling Horklumps

In the world of Harry Potter, Horklumps are "bristly, mushroom-like creatures," which one could imagine to be pink.

To fondle them would be really weird, and to be caught fondling them would be downright embarrassing (and slightly hilarious...)

In J. K. Rowling's "The Tales of Beedle the Bard" page 60 (U.S. Edition), Albus Dumbledore says that it was rumored that his maiden aunt Honoria called off her engagement because she found her groom-to-be fondling some horklumps.

It has since become an inside joke on the Harry Potter podcast PotterCast, which comes out once a week from The Leaky Cauldron at LeakyNews.com.

"Honey, will you come help me move these boxes?"

"Hang on, babe, I'm fondling some horklumps."

"What?"

"Nothing, dear. I'll be there in a minute."

Teehee. Fondling Horklumps.

by Dillon K. H. December 22, 2008