chocolate fondue

The act of inserting one or more testicles into a woman's asshole.

"Dude, my nuts are killing me!"
"Why?"
"I chocolate fondued some freakbitch last night."

by Mike Morningwood July 27, 2008

Bullshit fondue

The ability to "dip" into a conversation that has no real direction or set topic.

Tony can fit into any group. It doesn't matter what they're talking about. He's definately a master in the art of Bullshit Fondue

by Quazi Evil Zhurdan September 28, 2009

Backdoor Fondue

A delicacy, Backdoor Fondue involves pouring warm melted cheese into your partners butthole. (Or waiting for a string cheese stick to melt after insertion.) After a full pour you proceed to eat said cheese out of your partners orfice. (Prefferably with lunch/exotic meats, sinks well with a slice of salami.)

Bro I was so excited last night my girlfriend asked me if we could have Backdoor Fondue for dinner.

by NaniwaSama December 16, 2022

hair fondue

Sperm in ladies hair-do

Meant to shoot one over the bow

Hair fondue instead

by Tonythetiler January 7, 2019

Foreskin Fondue

The cheesy warm relish that lines the inside of an uncircumcised male's foreskin

Karen was excited to finally give her new boyfriend Todd a blow job but as she headed towards his groin she noticed a feint odour and a cheese like substance in the end of his uncircumcised dick. Karen's excitement turned to horror at the sight of his Foreskin Fondue

by Fozzie's Bear May 26, 2019

Fondue Shrimp

A sexual act where following on from missionary positioned sex, the man ejaculates on to the female's clitoris and then licks it off. Nom!

We skipped foreplay, lets fondue shrimp.

by Teapot 1 November 9, 2014

Fondue straw

When you dip your wick in a dirty butt.

Sithead gave Eric a fondue straw last night.

by Jr. Floperator July 11, 2017