Baby Fondler

An extremely sick pedophile who likes the REALLY young ones.

Tim: Can I play with your baby?

Joe: Depends what you mean. You a baby fondler?

by Ekaven May 12, 2010

Fondling

To grab and touch and feel oneself or others in a sexual manner. (To Fondle)

1: "Ew! Did you see that guy fondling himself on the park bench?"

2: "I love how she fondles herself so provocatively."

3: "Is ok of I fondle myself infront of you?"

by Elikipiki August 15, 2018

Fodol

Adjective "Flea On (the) Dog Of Life". A person so replulsive in every aspect of life that they are comparatively nothing more than a disgusting parasite; sucking everything out of life and contributing nothing. A real low life

Verb - to fodolise something is to take no care for it, to ruin it and leave in a state of disarray. To leave it in such a way that no respectable person could tolerate it.

" that guy is such a Fodol! He has no job, scabs off his parents, and never showers!"

Verb "you've fodolised your bedroom!! What a mess!!" Or "your room is such a mess!! You need to de-fodolise it!"

Or

" mum ! Dad's gonna kill me ! I ended up reversing into a pole and fodolised my car!

by Sniggy prince February 16, 2017

Illinois Toddler Fondle

An illinois toddler fondle is when you are having sex with a pregnant girl while getting a handjob from the unborn child.

"I didnt know she was pregnant until I felt the good ol' Illinois Toddler Fondle"

by nolawalking February 24, 2009

fondle stripe

Any inexplicable marking on an article of clothing that ultimately exists for the sole purpose of causing people to touch the person wearing the clothing item.

"What's that on Josh's shirt? It looks like a piece of tape."

(touch)

"Oh, I guess it's just a fondle stripe."

by AynRandsTeddyBear January 15, 2006

Toe-Butt Fondle

To fondle one's ass with another one's toes by surprise, this is done through a lawn chair thus catching the person off guard.

Guy 1- "Dude, he's not looking. I could so Toe-Butt fondle him."

Guy 2- "DO IT!"

*Fondles*

Victim- "Damn it! Quit Toe-Butt Fondling me!"

by RagTags December 26, 2010

fondle

touch/cuddle/stroke/played/handled/pet/caress with affection and sexual intentions

-They fondled each other all night long
-Fondle me!

by Superific Sheepie June 7, 2005