Edward Forty Hands

Drinking game, where one duct tapes a 40 to each hand and must drink both fortys before removing them from their hands. See also colt 45 hands

Quit being a bitch and finish your Edward Forty Hands.

by jdogg March 30, 2005

Bear Wearing Footy Pajamas

When someone pretends to be sweet and child like but underneath they are still wild and unpredictable like a Bear. Typically evil in nature pretending to be good.

Adam: I like Eric, he's such a nice guy.
Clint: No Way, that dude is just a Bear wearing Footy Pajamas, you can't trust his outer apperance.

by KodiakDragon June 18, 2011

forty whiner

49er fans who complain about everything.

Man, those forty whiners won't shut up about that loss to the Seahawks.

by Seahawks12 September 17, 2013

Footy headache

An imiginary illness one makes up to avoid socialising with his friends.

Jake - “Hey Ben.... wanna go out for a drink tonight?”

Ben - “can’t the boys. I have footy headache.... my head is throbbing from playing footy.”
Jake - “again? Is that even a thing?”
Ben - “yeh”
Jake - “no worries bro.”

by Snakekss11 June 14, 2019

under-forty-font

Text (book, webpage or other) written in a font which is so small that it is visible only to those with good eyesight. Those whose age is over forty increasingly lose their close-up vision as they age (known as hyperopia), because their eye-focus gradually becomes more fixed-focus rather than adaptable-focus.

Well, this webpage certainly loves using under-forty-font!

The ingredients on this candy bar are impossible to read in their under-forty-font.

by buggy October 24, 2005

cake foley

cheeks.

wow look at that cake foley!

by bArToLoMuEEeE October 28, 2020

Foltz

1. Often a last name.

2. The German word for folks.

1. "Holly Foltz?"
"Here!"

by Cayla M. March 20, 2008