To have a one night stand with a girl on April Fools Day who tells you she's 18. When you wake up the next day, she says, "I'm only 17, April Fools!" You are then convicted of Statutory Rape.
"Why exactly do I need to come bail you out?"
"Dude, this chick hit me with the April Fools Surprise. Help me out."
"Dude, this chick hit me with the April Fools Surprise. Help me out."
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Get the reggie fils-amie mug.Reginald 'Reggie' Fils-Aime is the current EVP of Marketing of Nintendo of America. Simultaneous to this, he is also a world-class video game hero/wrestler who received the self-proclaimed award of Ass Kicking and Taking Names, two things that go hand-in-hand with his high-octane, macho-pumped and fuel-injected life style. The patented "ReggieGlare" has mesmorized millions of fans and wiped out hundreds upon hundreds of thousands of PS2 and XBox fans. Reggie makes civilizations (such as Atlantis and Rome) fall, he makes young babies across the towns and cities of North America, and he could run for President of the U.S. in 2004 and win in a heartbeat. Reggie is the future of mankind. All hail the Regginator.
"My name is Reggie, I'm about kicking ass, I'm about taking names, and WE'RE about making games!"
"I once saw Reggie lift a car with his BARE HANDS!"
"His glare could pierce through solid steel..."
"I heard that Reggie tossed a man across the countryside because he denied buying a Game Boy Advance"
"With every DS, they should include the game 'The Regginator: His life and times', it would be a catalyst just like Tetris 15 years ago!"
"I once saw Reggie lift a car with his BARE HANDS!"
"His glare could pierce through solid steel..."
"I heard that Reggie tossed a man across the countryside because he denied buying a Game Boy Advance"
"With every DS, they should include the game 'The Regginator: His life and times', it would be a catalyst just like Tetris 15 years ago!"
by H. Mantooth September 5, 2004
Get the Reginald Fils-Aime mug.An entitled upper-class or upper-middle-class son of a well-to-do and connected family who, despite all of the advantages he has been provided, still manages to fail at almost everything he does. In order for a failson to come into being, one or both of his parents must be highly successful by some measure in order to illuminate just how much of a failure the son is in comparison.
Failsons are typically educated at good schools that they learn almost nothing from, prone to excessive partying in their youth, and inept at almost everything except using their connections. Failsons from the wealthiest families are often charged with leading some part of family business operations, which inevitably either fail or are narrowly saved from failure by more competent people underneath them.
Despite this, a failson may be protected from the perception of his failure by his family's wealth and social status, as well as their desire not to be embarrassed. Millions have been spent to obscure the failure of these cherished baby boys. Due to this, it's not uncommon for a failson to actually imagine himself as successful, and even to be a "self-made man."
Failsons are sometimes at the center of massive social and political upheaval. One of the best examples in recent history is Russian Tsar Nicholas II of the Romanov family, whose complete incompetence led to the downfall of the Tsarist regime and eventually, the Russian Revolution.
Female: faildaughter
Gender-neutral: failspawn
Failsons are typically educated at good schools that they learn almost nothing from, prone to excessive partying in their youth, and inept at almost everything except using their connections. Failsons from the wealthiest families are often charged with leading some part of family business operations, which inevitably either fail or are narrowly saved from failure by more competent people underneath them.
Despite this, a failson may be protected from the perception of his failure by his family's wealth and social status, as well as their desire not to be embarrassed. Millions have been spent to obscure the failure of these cherished baby boys. Due to this, it's not uncommon for a failson to actually imagine himself as successful, and even to be a "self-made man."
Failsons are sometimes at the center of massive social and political upheaval. One of the best examples in recent history is Russian Tsar Nicholas II of the Romanov family, whose complete incompetence led to the downfall of the Tsarist regime and eventually, the Russian Revolution.
Female: faildaughter
Gender-neutral: failspawn
"Do most influential political families have a failson?"
"Probably. Donald Trump, Jr. is a classic failson. So is Hunter Biden."
"Wait ... Was George W. Bush actually a failson? Or did he overcome it by becoming President?"
"That's a question for the ages, my friend. Is failure central to the failson, or can it be transcended through enough artificially-manufactured success on the part of the failson's family and associated cronies? The world may never know."
"Probably. Donald Trump, Jr. is a classic failson. So is Hunter Biden."
"Wait ... Was George W. Bush actually a failson? Or did he overcome it by becoming President?"
"That's a question for the ages, my friend. Is failure central to the failson, or can it be transcended through enough artificially-manufactured success on the part of the failson's family and associated cronies? The world may never know."
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Foil, the blond leader.
Arms, the stocky lad with perfect comedic timing.
Hog, brown haired loveable scrap who is also Anne Flanagans stunt double
Foil, the blond leader.
Arms, the stocky lad with perfect comedic timing.
Hog, brown haired loveable scrap who is also Anne Flanagans stunt double
“I’m going up to Dublin for the weekend to see Foil Arms and Hog live!”
“Nice, I saw them in New York last summer”
“Nice, I saw them in New York last summer”
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