Illinois Toddler Fondle

An illinois toddler fondle is when you are having sex with a pregnant girl while getting a handjob from the unborn child.

"I didnt know she was pregnant until I felt the good ol' Illinois Toddler Fondle"

by nolawalking February 24, 2009

fondle stripe

Any inexplicable marking on an article of clothing that ultimately exists for the sole purpose of causing people to touch the person wearing the clothing item.

"What's that on Josh's shirt? It looks like a piece of tape."

(touch)

"Oh, I guess it's just a fondle stripe."

by AynRandsTeddyBear January 15, 2006

fidlering

boasting about things you never did. Exaggerating about accomplishments. grossly distorting the truth to make yourself look good

I survived 3 helicopter crashes without a scratch and that is not fidlering

by riggeeeeerrrrrrrrrrr September 11, 2010

Toe-Butt Fondle

To fondle one's ass with another one's toes by surprise, this is done through a lawn chair thus catching the person off guard.

Guy 1- "Dude, he's not looking. I could so Toe-Butt fondle him."

Guy 2- "DO IT!"

*Fondles*

Victim- "Damn it! Quit Toe-Butt Fondling me!"

by RagTags December 26, 2010

fondle

touch/cuddle/stroke/played/handled/pet/caress with affection and sexual intentions

-They fondled each other all night long
-Fondle me!

by Superific Sheepie June 7, 2005

Flora to Fondle Ratio

The ratio of flowers to oral sex.
1 dozen roses = 1 BJ
2 dozen roses = 1 BJ with swallow
3 dozen roses = 1 BJ with swallow and a smile

That was nice, but according to the Flora to Fondle Ratio, you owe me a smile.

by TimKyleMatt February 28, 2009

Fondle Sac

Better known as FonDuLac, WI.

Wow, if that mulleted freak isn't from stallis, he's got to be from Fondle Sac.

by MKizzle May 4, 2006