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Poo-flakes

also known as Arse dandruff and Butt crumbs

small specks of poo that fall down on to the toilet seat while wiping. Particularly visible on white toilet seats (but carpets do an excellent job of concealing them). Usually observed among those with hairy cracks and high-fibre diets.
Son: Dad, did Uncle Jim come to visit again?
Father: Yes, why do you ask?
Son: I saw some poo-flakes on the toilet seat.
by coazeau July 29, 2012
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tuna flakes

vagina dandruff i.e flakes from the vaginal region
Wow. Kylie really has some bad tuna flakes. She leaves a trail in every chair she sits in.
by TADJ December 10, 2007
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vaginal flakes

a stanky cereal known for its exceptional combination of menstrual blood and milk. often served cold
Vaginal flakes: theyre more than good; they stanky
by stankypete69 August 25, 2010
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folkestone

nice town, needs a repaint and a decent night club
Q.going to folkestone tonight
A. shame about the crap night clubs
by wisearse April 12, 2010
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Frakes

When a guest actor or celebrity tells fans they are going to be at a convention or show, then cancel just before the event.

In common usage by UK and European attendees of Science Fiction conventions.
Looks like another guest has pulled a Frakes!
by Starfleet Command March 3, 2017
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Fakesh baree

It's an original Gilaki(language of north of Iran) phrase which has a veriaty of definitions ranging from come on! or no kidding! when used in a friendly way, to go away, get the hell outta here or fuck off when used with anger. Baree individually means bro in Gilaki
1. For example when a strange boy comments shits on your girl's pic to flirt, you can reply to him "fakesh baree"
2. A: "that loner loser got a hot chick...khak ti sare mian(Gilaki; shame on you!)" B:"fakesh baree!"
by /Dena/ August 16, 2018
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flakestate

A word developed by Lliam Bishop Evans
in 2014 that means whatever you want it to mean; though It was created with Quantum Theory in mind.

This is the name of an Alternative Rock/Electronic band that can be
found at : www.Flakestate.com

L O V E
1. "I am in a flakestate."
2. “Flextape? ... Flanksteak? ... Oh Okay, Flakestate.”
3. “Hey Brian, have you heard of that band called Flakestate?”
by anklenoise June 9, 2020
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