throat freeze

Although the brain freeze is much more 'popular', real people (with actual souls) experience the cold burn of throat freezing when engulfing too much cold foods, too fast. The 'symptoms' are usually;
-a piercing coldness in your throat
-difficulty breathing
-laughs makes the pain worse.

While drinking cold classic cherry slurpees, the friends (Anti-Soul) and (Real-Soul) experienced a strange sensation.
(Anti-Soul); Ah! My brain!
(Real-Soul); Wtf.
(Anti-Soul); Oh, my head, it's so cold -- must be a brain freeze.
(Real-Soul); Shouldn't it hurt your throat... like... a throat freeze?
(Devil);-Rising from hell- THAT IS HIS PUNISHMENT, TRYING TO ESCAPE MY ETERNAL BURNING SUFFERING BY COOLING HIMSELF, I SHALL MAKE THE PAIN STRAIGHT TO HIS FEEBLE HUMAN MIND!
(Real-Soul); K.

by Anonymous Slurpee August 3, 2008

balloon freeze

A "strategy" in clash royale where a high damage but low health unit is paired with an immobilization spell to enemy defenders to preserve the balloon's hitpoints so it can drop devastating bombs on the opponent's tower. this is a gay strategy that is another way to present to others that you are LGBTQ, so if you are LGBTQ but do not dare to express yourself to your LGBTQ crush, consider using balloon freeze in front of him. usually he/she will get the meaning that you are LGBTQ.

Person 1: "Hi I use Balloon Freeze"
Person 2 (same sex as Person 1): "same, you want to date me?"

by TM999 November 10, 2021

skeezer in the freezer

no class, no morals, slut that you keep on the side.

dominique wont put out tonight, good thing i got a skeezer in the freezer

by unstitchable January 14, 2011

brain freeze

A sharp headache-like pain caused by eating or drinking something cold too quickly. See also ice cream headache.

"I drank an entire slushie in just a few seconds, and I got the most horrible brain freeze ever!"

by okenter August 26, 2005

freezer diving

Eating whatever is left in the back of the freezer, rather than actually cleaning up and going out for real food. It's dumpster diving for people who have homes.

Bill? You're eating a vegetarian burrito. When did you decide to try the vegetarian lifestyle?

I'm not. It's my ex-girlfriend's from freshman year. I was freezer diving.

by PsychoPuppyDad August 5, 2010

taint freeze

a medical symptom identified by a painful chilling sensation in the taint region

That ice cube up the puss gave me such bad taint freeze I had to take an advil

by BlastingZone November 4, 2011

Seattle Freeze

It's not that people here are unfriendly, they will hold the door for you and wave you into traffic and stuff like that, it's that everything is maddeningly impersonal. The attitude is "have a nice day, somewhere else". It's easy to get along but making friends is almost impossible. People will say they want to hang out with you sometime and look at you like a freak when you actually suggest something. People enthusiastically say they are coming to a party then don't show up. People are flaky and hard to pin down. Girls lead you on for weeks and snub you with no explanation. People are insincere. Norms of social interaction don't apply here. Most people don't like or dislike you, they're totally indifferent. Every interaction will be maddeningly superficial.

I was a popular guy at my highschool in another state. I had plenty of friends, dated regularly, and was outgoing enough to make new friends easily at parties. I went to college in Seattle and didn't make a single friend for over six months. I would go weeks with nothing more than idle chit-chat. Friends from highschool less popular than me were off having the time of their lives in other schools. The next year (my sophmore year) I was in a dorm with a bunch of freshman athletes from other states. We hit it off instantly and became close friends. We threw our own parties, we helped eachother with schoolwork, we would hang out and just enjoy the company, I dated one of the hotter girls. It was a normal college experience, and only because there were enough people from out of town who actually wanted to make friends.

Every. Single. One. of the people I know who re-located here from another state will tell you it's hard to make friends here. They may not know the term "Seattle Freeze" but they well know the phenomenon. The only people who will deny it grew up here, and even many of them acknowledge it.

by SmellsLikeVictory November 26, 2010