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A "strategy" in clash royale where a high damage but low health unit is paired with an immobilization spell to enemy defenders to preserve the balloon's hitpoints so it can drop devastating bombs on the opponent's tower. this is a gay strategy that is another way to present to others that you are LGBTQ, so if you are LGBTQ but do not dare to express yourself to your LGBTQ crush, consider using balloon freeze in front of him. usually he/she will get the meaning that you are LGBTQ.
by TM999 November 10, 2021
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He'll never gonna run around and desert you
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He'll never gonna say goodbye
He'll never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
by TM999 July 30, 2021
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Get the ily mug.A 5 elixer card in clash royale that requires no skill to play. However, unlike other brain dead cards, she isn't hated because everyone simps for her feet (she walks barefoot in the arena).
Holy shit i want to pound the shit out of the archer queen asshole. I just get so hard looking at her. I literally cannot sleep because i just cant stop jerking my dick to her. Holy shit i think already i busted 20 times while writing this. She is just so fucking hot. I cant go to school without having to jerk off in the bathroom. I have to do my homework while jerking off. I get cum all over my paper.
I have done countless cum tributes to archer queen, i even have a fan game where you fuck her until she dies. I want her to come out of clash royale and just stomp my dick into the ground. I would be her toilet forever if i could just see her dirty stinky feet and make her rub it all over my face.
I cant play my favorite game clash royale because every time she spawns I instantly cum everywhere. I try to hold it back but i cant. I would suck every goblins dick in the goblin gang just to have her shit stained feet be rubbed all over my dick and my face.
Holy shit i dont know how much longer i can go anymore. I used to have my girlfriend dress up as the archer queen and have her shit all over me while jerking my dick with her stinky feet but it just wouldnt be the same. She broke up with me and now i have no one to cosplay as the archer queen.
I would cut off the archer queens feet so i could turn it into a flesh light and have it jerk me off every second of my life. God it would be so hot. Just her stinky little piggies rubbing all over my cock.
I have done countless cum tributes to archer queen, i even have a fan game where you fuck her until she dies. I want her to come out of clash royale and just stomp my dick into the ground. I would be her toilet forever if i could just see her dirty stinky feet and make her rub it all over my face.
I cant play my favorite game clash royale because every time she spawns I instantly cum everywhere. I try to hold it back but i cant. I would suck every goblins dick in the goblin gang just to have her shit stained feet be rubbed all over my dick and my face.
Holy shit i dont know how much longer i can go anymore. I used to have my girlfriend dress up as the archer queen and have her shit all over me while jerking my dick with her stinky feet but it just wouldnt be the same. She broke up with me and now i have no one to cosplay as the archer queen.
I would cut off the archer queens feet so i could turn it into a flesh light and have it jerk me off every second of my life. God it would be so hot. Just her stinky little piggies rubbing all over my cock.
by TM999 August 12, 2022
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how horny must you be to search up "horny" in urban dictionary instead of doing literally anything else
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