flyith

a word used by zach braff in the 7th season finale of scrubs. it means fly.

does this hat make me look flyith? it jiggles when i shake it.

by Eli brook May 27, 2008

Penis Flytrap

A vagina which clasps around your dick, right before you cum, so that you have to nut inside of it. Your dick also begins to get digested by the vagina after a short time.

Quin: hey, I heard you got stuck in a penis flytrap the other day.

Drew: yeah, it was crazy. I had to knock that bitch out and tease her pussy lips open so I could free my dick.

Quin: wow, that's scary...
Drew: but, I still finished.
Quin: nice

by Thefuckersattheendofthetable May 8, 2015

flyitude

The act or state of being fly.

I am stunned by your flyitude, man!

by PHInomenal December 3, 2007

flaktordion

The absolutely worst insult in the entire history of the universe. This is less than "absolute zero" on the likability scale. If you are ever called a "flaktordion" you should give up on life and even on your very existence. There isn't a single thing in the universe that is, was or ever could be worse than you.

The entire Phelps family is basically made up of flaktordions.

by RX0 April 9, 2013

flytulence

Combination of "flatulence" and "fly," describing the act of enthusiastic wind-breaking while either (1) walking along a busy airport concourse, or (2) sitting on an air plane at altitude. Due to the extremely high level of ambient noise in both situations, you feel confident that your contribution will go unnoticed. The joy of such a taboo release in a public place may induce a slight elation.

Hopefully not, but flytulence may eventually lead to you to floating in the middle of an ocean, holding onto a seat cushion full of beer farts. (hat tip to George Carlin)

by Ae5Ea8 April 10, 2015

Penis flytrap

Trap; One who lures people into sex, greeting you with unexpected genitals

Steve got lured by a penis flytrap last weekend

by TheBeetle April 5, 2017

Flaktar

The most important, most powerful being in existence... He despises the sight of lampshades, giving him the nickname "Flaktar, destroyer of lampshades

"BEHOLD! IT IS I, FLAKTAR, DESTROYER OF LAMPSHADES!!!"

"Lamshaaaaaaaade!!...." *shakes fist in an angry, 'I will get my revenge' manner*

by Dangea June 21, 2009