What Rick Grimes does with the signs in Love Actually. Any similar attempt by a stalker/creeper to win someone over using awkward and ill-advised attempts at flattery.
Coco: "Hey Ruby, someone just brought you a dozen roses and a 'You're Beautiful' balloon!"
Ruby: "Ugh. My stalker is flattercreeping again."
Ruby: "Ugh. My stalker is flattercreeping again."
by folbirt December 23, 2014
Get the flattercreeping mug.1. The state of being a flattard.
2. An insult to one's intelligence.
The word flattarded originates from the derogatory name for people who believe the Earth is flat, or "flattards". Flattarded is used as an alternative to the popular insult "retarded" and is generally considered to be more derogatory in nature.
2. An insult to one's intelligence.
The word flattarded originates from the derogatory name for people who believe the Earth is flat, or "flattards". Flattarded is used as an alternative to the popular insult "retarded" and is generally considered to be more derogatory in nature.
John: "I can't believe you think the Earth is a globe it's obviously flat!"
Bill: "Fucks sake John I didn't know you were this flattarded."
Bill: "Fucks sake John I didn't know you were this flattarded."
by Sceleratis October 30, 2017
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I flatten the pancake so much that it hurts!
Jimmy loves to flatten the pancake with Sarah!
Mom, may I flatten the pancake today?
She flattens the pancake so much that she must be a femenist!
Jimmy loves to flatten the pancake with Sarah!
Mom, may I flatten the pancake today?
She flattens the pancake so much that she must be a femenist!
by Bequietnow November 27, 2016
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Get the flatty patty mug.Adjective. Extremely flat. A witch is traditionally considered not to be the model of fertility and, as such to be less than buxom.
Norfolk is a very windy county but that is not surprising -it is flatter than a witch's tit.
I turned the key but, having left the radio on all night the battery was as flat as a witch's tit.
I turned the key but, having left the radio on all night the battery was as flat as a witch's tit.
by McCririck's unlucky Laundress October 2, 2005
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Terrance:DudeCasey flattened Danni's bread
Phillip: OMG! NO WAI!*fart*
*in the hallway*
Peascoe flattened the hell out of Cynthia's bread
*McDonalds*
Demond: See that hot chick?
Eric: Yeah, I'd flatten that bread!
Terrance:DudeCasey flattened Danni's bread
Phillip: OMG! NO WAI!*fart*
*in the hallway*
Peascoe flattened the hell out of Cynthia's bread
*McDonalds*
Demond: See that hot chick?
Eric: Yeah, I'd flatten that bread!
by Pinky Green and Ruffles June 20, 2010
Get the Flatten That Bread mug.Flattlive is a hit Minecraft Hypixel Bedwars streamer on the platform Twitch. Flattlive also posts videos onto youtube about Hypixel bedwars or skyblock!
average flatt enjoyer: OMG! Are you watching Flattlive's Twitch stream right now!?
other average flatt enjoyer: OMG! YES! I AM ALSO WATCHING THE FLATTLIVE STREAM!
average flatt enjoyer: HE JUST TOTALLY WON THAT HYPIXEL BEDWARS GAME!
other average flatt enojoyer: HE SURE DID!
Flattlive: Anywhore, next game cunts.
other average flatt enjoyer: OMG! YES! I AM ALSO WATCHING THE FLATTLIVE STREAM!
average flatt enjoyer: HE JUST TOTALLY WON THAT HYPIXEL BEDWARS GAME!
other average flatt enojoyer: HE SURE DID!
Flattlive: Anywhore, next game cunts.
by Frosted_O_o May 28, 2022
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