Flasterbate

Accidently or purposefully flatulating while masterbating. Defined at Neven's Pond, Keith County, NE.

Keenan: Man I farted while beating it.
Phil: Dude, don't flasterbate in the lodge.

by D.J. French Toast August 25, 2008

Frusterbate

Masterbating out of total frustration.

I frusterbate because my boyfriend is erectilely challenged.

by Frusterbater March 24, 2011

flutterbugz

wen ur real nervous like wen ur meetin a blind date or real fancy sumone hot!

"man that guy gives me the worst flutterbugz..hes so hot!!"

by spanj June 5, 2004

Flasterbation

Masterbating with your flab and then you cum out of your belly button ( Only gingers can do it )

Flasterbation is really fun

by Flasterbator2k6 May 24, 2013

frusterbation

the act of lonely depressed jealous masturbation. This mainly occurs when you are angry/jealous that your buddy or roommate is the next room having audible sex, and you are left alone with the world wide web and a bottle of lotion

"i could hear them having the hottest loudest sex ever while i was alone playing Halo, and the girl he was with was freakin hot! ........ It kinda turned me on. So i got the laptop out and engaged in an intense frusterbation sesh. Im really lonely dude"

by digggzy February 16, 2010

flutterpated

The butterfly sensation a woman feels deep in her vagina when sexually aroused.

She was flutterpated the instant he stroked her bare skin.

by Amor Fati May 13, 2019

flutternut

one who hovers nearby, closer than your shadow, and never gets the hint to leave; often times this person is also a wannabe

Gosh! I'm so sick of that girl with the daggy clothes following me everywhere I go. She's such a flutternut!

by lekirk October 10, 2007