flumpos

The sound a hard terd makes that is difficult to pass, or a large hard terd.

After much waiting and pressure the terd drops into the bowl - flumpos.

by Dr. Iswakowa December 14, 2013

fulumptious

A guy that has sex with a big fun girl that is not GF material on occasion when he is on a drought or just looking to have some casual sex fun with a big girl while trying to last for as long as possible jumping from fat platform to fat platform and trying to stay alive and not fall into any deep folds.

Often Risky

Man, Steven sure was feeling fulumptious last week by the looks of that tugboat of a girl he was with.

by darktoy02 January 28, 2010

flumpus

A vaginal fart, typically occuring during intercourse.

I was chewing her box when she let out a flumpus that parted my hair.

by joebob296 January 7, 2006

flumpus

An idiot, lil bro that u want to beat the living shat out of all the time.

the flumpus pissed me off so much that i tied him to a chair and pissed on his face.

by ant April 2, 2004

flumpus

an unerect penis, or any other type of floppy material

ohhhhhhh flumpus.

one time he slapped her with his flumpus and she cried.

by p-mo May 22, 2006

frumious

The odor that emanates from a particularly dirty or smelly vagina.

Your vagina is frumious. Leave now.

by Mr. Andrew C. Richards March 23, 2008

flumpitous

the judging of how large and in charge the female breats are.

Dude she's got flumptious tits.

by Kevin April 14, 2003