Fluke

Noun: A women who loves sex more than modesty or discretion. She may have so much sex that she cannot afford to pay for her own contraceptives, and so little shame that she is willing to beg for others to pay for her birth control on nationwide television.

"Can you believe that fluke? She screwed 37 other guys and can't be bothered to go down to the campus health services to get more jimmy hats."

by DaBoogieman March 03, 2012

Fluke

Some bullshit, police shit, dumb shit

Dat nigga on some fluke shit on the gram talkin reckless

by H.!. April 25, 2021

Fluke

a fluke is a "flying luke" This is when anyone named Luke is airborne in any way.

Luke has never flown before. If he did, it'd be a fluke.

by Tartarsaws March 12, 2015

Fluke

A woman of loose morals who performs sex acts for monetary compensation.

The Georgetown football team hired a fluke to entertain the thirty players after the championship game.

by B. Sanders March 05, 2012

the fluke

when one suffers symptoms of the flu(headache, stomach ache, etc.) but in reality it's not that at all, but rather a hang-over, morning sickness, food poisoning.

Susan: Wow, what was wrong with you last night. You sounded funky.
Lucy: Oh... I was feeling funky. Just a little head/stomach thing... not the flu... just "the fluke."

by Pony Up January 27, 2008

Fluke

A way of learning from your physical mistakes.

Fluke could be another way of saying trial and error.

by SomeoneNew August 15, 2011

fluke

BAD! extremely bad. never ever have something be a fluke. it would be bad.

i had some flukey sex last night. i was pretty upset with it.

by moooooo! June 24, 2006