fluked

to fluke is to ditch someone

That bitch fluked, we were supposed to go on a double date, but hey, more pussy for me.

by edgarblah September 9, 2007

fluke

Noun.
Meaning "Slut" . A trashy female that sleeps around. May also be considered a prostitute. Uses birth control but doesnt want to have to pay for it. (also see definition for cheap)

That woman is such a fluke she was having sex all night.

Being the fluke you are I know you will do me right.

by muddyib March 7, 2012

fluke

When completing a geometry dash level, the most recent progress being less the half of said level.

Guy 1: "Yo dude, did you see how that guy almost fluked from 30?"

Guy 2: "Yeah, it was fucking sick."

by UnityHere February 22, 2022

the fluke

when one suffers symptoms of the flu(headache, stomach ache, etc.) but in reality it's not that at all, but rather a hang-over, morning sickness, food poisoning.

Susan: Wow, what was wrong with you last night. You sounded funky.
Lucy: Oh... I was feeling funky. Just a little head/stomach thing... not the flu... just "the fluke."

by Pony Up January 27, 2008

Fluking

The act of fucking a girl who demands that you pay for the contraception.

I was fluking this fat, ugly, liberal, and it cost me $5.00 in condoms!

by Gronaudden March 5, 2012

Fluking

Fluking is a commonly used term to take the place of pretty much anything.

It is spelled fluking not flukeing

Get your fluke wet
Fluke me
Thats fluking awesome
Thats the hardest fluke ive ever seen.
Fluke all day i dont give a fluke
Lyndsey likes to have fluking orgies with marissa
Chris loves to fluke around with his boyfriend.
Fluking rapidly is more effective
Do you enjoy sucking fluke?
Smell my fluke
Does my fluke still smell like tuna?
WHy is lyndseys hair so fluking red
Your fluke is unusually sticky.
Lyndsey needs to fluking stop saying teehee
Chris really needs to stop fluking his rubber chicken
That was a good one^
fag

by Chris, Lyndsey, Marissa February 8, 2009

fluke

BAD! extremely bad. never ever have something be a fluke. it would be bad.

i had some flukey sex last night. i was pretty upset with it.

by moooooo! June 24, 2006