floridian water torture

The act of putting a pillowcase over your head and jumping in a pool.

I'm so bored that I could Floridian water torture myself!

by Suprisingly April 4, 2016

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floridian fail

a extra hard fail, floridian style

Some dude was trying to buy a gun and showed his driver's license, the guy buying the gun said son, floridian fail.

by Fat Elvis Rebel September 16, 2009

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That Central Florida time of year where it is technically autumn (October - December) but it doesn't feel like it.
Temperatures usually range from the 70s to the 90s, with slight winds. Only the low (70) degree weather and occasional chills distinguish Floridian Autumn from Floridian Summer.

That Floridian Autumn was very mild.

by JamesVonHure December 9, 2008

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Floridian Breakfast

The typical breakfast of your average inhabitant of the state of Florida. Usually consisting of a combination marijuana/tobacco joint or cigarette and a glass of Florida Orange Juice.

Ain't nothing better than a Floridian breakfast after a hard night of partyin' doe.

by Raschkor April 1, 2012

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Floridian Tan

When one acquires their tan in the Florida sun while wearing their bathing suit, thus having a tan in all exposed areas and shocking white skin elsewhere. Most common form is having a white ass.

My butt is so white!
Working on that Floridian tan I see

by Bull Girl December 11, 2011

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