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Floridian Autumn

That Central Florida time of year where it is technically autumn (October - December) but it doesn't feel like it.
Temperatures usually range from the 70s to the 90s, with slight winds. Only the low (70) degree weather and occasional chills distinguish Floridian Autumn from Floridian Summer.
That Floridian Autumn was very mild.
by JamesVonHure December 9, 2008
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Floridaography

The study of Florida Men and their habits.
Maye: "Hey Sam! did you hear about the new developments in Floridaography?"
Sam: "The data around the Florida men and the RKOing of Alligators, right?"
by Lady Fallen April 28, 2021
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Floridians

A special type of animal you can only find in Florida, commonly known as Florida man
John: what is your favorite animal.
Joe: Floridians, their are just so entertaining to watch and read about
by Proboi November 12, 2022
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Floridian Breakfast

The typical breakfast of your average inhabitant of the state of Florida. Usually consisting of a combination marijuana/tobacco joint or cigarette and a glass of Florida Orange Juice.
Ain't nothing better than a Floridian breakfast after a hard night of partyin' doe.
by Raschkor April 1, 2012
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Branch Floridians

An intellectual collective founded in 1997 that is dedicated to lateral thinking and bad taste. It is often unclear if it is a religion disguised as a joke, or a joke disguised as a religion -- much in the same vein as The Church of the Subgenius or Discordianism. They maintain an expansive website at www.branchfloridians.org and regularly put out e-zines called "The World Domination Update." The group's self-professed objective is "think for yourself!"

At first glance, the Branch Floridians appear to be an ultra-fundamentalist cult, but anyone paying attention should quickly realize this is a sarcastic fascade. Admittedly, though, it is often difficult to tell when they are being serious, and when they are joking. Such pranksterism is deliberately designed to provoke people into *thinking*.
The group has no relation to MSN troll Michelson-Morley or any of his alter-ego/pseudonics. There is a member of the Branch Floridians named Reverend FairInHeight 451, and Fairinheight451 is also a name used by Michelson-Morley. This is a coincidence, though it understandably has caused some confusion among people who dislike him for his trolling activities. Michelson-Morley is *not* a member of the Branch Floridians.
by saint November 10, 2004
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Floridian Tan

When one acquires their tan in the Florida sun while wearing their bathing suit, thus having a tan in all exposed areas and shocking white skin elsewhere. Most common form is having a white ass.
My butt is so white!
Working on that Floridian tan I see
by Bull Girl December 11, 2011
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Floridian Boys

immature, stupid boys with no feelings or cares for others who play call of duty and text girls all day
by boyhater1234 November 1, 2010
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