florida ounces

viral reddit post ironically posted in r/nostupidquestions by snapwillow on February 8, 2022.

It amassed thousands of comments within the span of a day and became one of the most legendary posts of all time. that's what I call pushin p.

"I didn't think much of this when I lived in Florida. Many products were labeled in Florida ounces. But now that I live in another state I'm surprised to see products still labeled with Florida ounces.

I looked up 'Florida ounces' but couldn't find much information about them. Google doesn't know how to convert them to regular ounces."

"Fl ounces stands for Fluid Ounces not Florida."

"Water is a state, I can see how this is confusing."

by Florida ounces February 25, 2022

crooked as a Florida election

Inspired by the incompetence and blatant corruption, often both at the same time, seen in Florida elections since the year 2000.

Our city council is as crooked as a Florida election.

by james savik November 15, 2018

florida soldier

A woman’s genitalia

I have raging HPV courtesy of ma’ ladies Florida soldier.

by Quingd123 April 22, 2021

Florida Cracker

Rare, Endangered, and Threatened Species. Florida Crackers are native born Floridians who speak a unique language. It is a language spoken from the heart that anyone can understand. True Florida Crackers have at least one lineal descendant who was also born in the Sunshine State. Florida Crackers feel comfortable shucking oysters, telling stories around a campfire, riding horses, spending time in THE SWAMP, grilling out large steaks, and they possess sophisticated humility. Florida Crackers have a kinship with other fellow Florida Crackers and they can communicate nonverbally. Florida Crackers are resilient, courageous, and very self-sufficient.

Governor Lawton Chiles was a proud Florida Cracker.

Steve Spurrier was born in Miami and embodies the traits of a Florida Cracker.

by Florida1 December 15, 2011

florida sandbag

When a male rubs his balls in sand getting his sack all sandy. Then inserts his ball sack completely inside of the females vagina

Jack gates Florida sandbagged his mom

by T1Nman123 October 10, 2013

Florial

A Florial is a Wood Fairy, which is found in Asia, although they have been seen in some parts of Europe, They are thought to Originate from Bosnia, They can be found among the most loveliest flowers, and are the most perfectly beautiful creatures known to exist, and whoever knows a florial, will be blessed with Happiness for life.

To find a Florial is very rare, but when you do find one, you will never ever forget it.

That isn't no ordinary Fairy, it's a Florial Fairy.

by MegaSeppiFan October 1, 2012

Florecita

1. Spanish for little flower
2. A woman who is beautiful inside and out. From time to time she'll show signs of low self esteem even though she is loved by all who meet her for her kind heart, her friendship that she so freely offers to anyone that wants it, her positive outlook, her strong family values, great cooking, mad skills on the dance floor, and ability to make anyone smile. She is someone that you are lucky to have met. Never let her go.

The woman who won the humanitarian of the year award is a total Florecita.

by nodbates August 30, 2013