florentiner

an alternate word for hot beef. this should be used when the hot beef you are talking about is amazing, and well played. let me get this straight: the florentiner is NOT to be used with any of those other amatuer, pussy ass hot beefs.

person 1: damn did you see big mac attack florentine that cicada loving mother fucker over there.
person 2: yeah man. he was all fumbly jumbly about it!
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person 1: i'll florentine your face.
person 2: thats how i like it.

by ma jones May 22, 2004

Florentine

A guy spreads his cheeks to open his red eye like a flower for his dog to lick. Then he french kisses the dog.

That sick TSC just florentined that dog

by cRack aDDict December 20, 2003

Florentine

the act of a goatee-sporting male licking the taint of a german shepherd in heat as foreplay, then proceeding to sodomize the beast with all his digits and penis. this is followed by a quick dirty sanchez with a cunning wink at the tired animal.

"Oi! We're paying you good money to florentine him in this scene. Now get with it! Lights! Camera! Action!"

by flo December 21, 2003

Florentino

a really gay nerdy peson who loves cars more than women

Your such a florentino

by faustino December 9, 2008

Florent

The singular most runty creature in the world that lives on the floor hence a (floor runt)

i just beat up a florent

by Jac123321123321 November 14, 2018

Forgentence

When you write something down, stop mid - sentence and forget what comes next

Urban Dictionary made me write a forgentence during my science homework. I had to make it up.

by JJMUFFO July 4, 2015

Florentin

A cute boy, he best friend, the greatest boyfriend and the perfect husband.
He loves sports, meat, working and has fluffy hair

- Love you

I love you, Florentin

by alpha0209 March 25, 2018