Florting

Flirting for sport. Flirting so natural, reflexive and expert-level, it ought to be an Olympic sporting event.

A master of florting, she flirts the way other people breathe--reflexively, constantly, and if she stopped, she'd probably die.

by CalliopeOrion April 17, 2019

flowering

all lads ask the gyrl before you do it, it mitght cause great pain!! (excesive lubrication needed)
1. tell your misses to spread her legs wide as the gates of heaven
2. shove your man fist up her sausage wallet
3. open your hand out to full extent and flowering is in spring

Yeah, Last Nite I Was A House Party And This Well Fit Guy Came Over And Started Feelin Me Up And Then I Turned Arond And He Got With Me And Then He LOcked The Door And He Flowered Me And I Was Like Now I'm A Hardcore Slag!!! ...FLOWERING...

by Del Demery December 6, 2006

Flowering Cactus

when you are fucking a woman in the woods, you pull out, grab a handful of pine needles, throw them on your dick, shove it back in, and start fucking her again. (Usually done to end a relationship when words arent enough)

Dude, did you really give your girl the Flowering Cactus?

Fuck yeah, I did!

Fuck, didn't that hurt?

Not nearly as much as having to spend another fucking moment with her. What an annoying bitch!

by one Fish, two Fisch November 7, 2010

flowering

1. The act of cutting your penis head into 4 sections, then allowing it to scar over and bloom like a flower. This step is repeated until the penis is in "full bloom."

Hey George, wunna come over and join in this flowering party at my house?

by Rob Woodside June 21, 2006

Florping

The act of masturbating or fapping to Warcraft or WoW related lore.

I can't answer the phone right now I am to busy florping.

by Yaj Dkc February 3, 2012

Dead chick magnet attatched to a pink hello kitty covered sun in the shape of a boot that is impossible to take of that smells with a flotaing castle time machine

The greatest insult ever.

Person 1: You're gay
Person 2: well, you are a dead chick magnet attatched to a pink hello kitty covered sun in the shape of a boot that is impossible to take of that smells with a flotaing castle time machine

by Confusingmonkey April 27, 2010

florange

The awkward dance that occurs when two people walking towards each other move in the same direction to avoid running into one another

Esteban and Jane tried to avoid eye contact as they walked towards each other in the crowded hall. But as they drew closer, and Jane tried to move to the left of Esteban, they floranged briefly and both walked away blushing.

by jekaanne October 10, 2008