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floored

(N) Any vehicle sitting on the frame. As low as low gets.
(V) Pushing the gas pedal to the floor, while driving.
(N) One Floored Accord.
(V) I can't get away from these cops. The pedal is floored!!!!!
by $0l0 August 1, 2003
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floreo

Term for an Oreo dropped on the floor but still deemed exible.
Sharon thought Josh was gross for eating the Floreo.
by babates October 20, 2021
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floordog

1. Lowest level of management. The guy who watches the workers (not) working. see also straw boss.
2. Powerfull animal (ie. not a lapdog
3. Best garage band ever!
"Get back to work! The floordog is coming this way!"
by Dirty Dave January 15, 2004
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floored

A term describing the state of being saturated in a particular emotion. To be stunned or overwhelmed in this particular emotion so substantially that it ties up a measurable amount of mental resources. Sometimes can result in fatigue until the vexing complex is resolved. Usually associated with a NEGATIVE emotion unless otherwise noted.

Metaphorically similar to being held down to the floor by a force great enough that it takes a good deal of time to escape.
"I was completely floored all day after speaking to my doctor."

"After I broke up with Jenny I felt floored for weeks."

"I'm completely floored right now, I have no idea what I'm going to do."
by MacDillo January 1, 2009
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Floored

To be under the influence of THC to the point where it's physically and psychologically difficult to move to change the channel or switch the movie or get something to eat.
Dude...I have a frozen pizza we should heat up!

Dude...yes, make it happen.

No way man, I am floored right now, I highly doubt I would be able to stand up, which is fine, because I'm not going to try.
by MothyrGoose August 26, 2009
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floorton

A frameless futon. Name derives from the fact that it is a futon mat that has simply been placed on the floor. Often the mat is folded to add height/cushioning.
Our cheap-ass futon frame broke, so we decided to roll with the floorton instead of buying a new one.
by Prox January 13, 2009
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Floorsomeness

Casually lying on the floor feeling awesome and comfy at the same time whilst not giving a care in the world
Jordan: 'I'm Lying On The Floor'

Bethanie: 'Yeah This Carpet's Comfy'

Jordan: 'FLOORSOMENESS!!'
by XenonLazers September 11, 2012
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