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Cripple Cream Flogger

Performing a vigorous hand job on a wheelchair bound male until he busts a nut load of man cream.
I can’t tell you how many cripple cream floggers I gave Randy during his two months of recovery. That wheelchair had to get the bolts retightened from all the shaking.

The home health nurse was like 65 years old but she never left without a cripple cream flogger.
by Dick Onchin October 12, 2020
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flogging

Mainly S&M terminology, flogging is to use a whip for sexual enjoyment.

A 'flogger' shall remain for the moment 'any flexible many-tailed striking tool where the tails are simple strips of leather or similar substances, designed for use on the human body'.
He stood spread eagle against the wall, waiting with anticipation as the Dominatrix held her whip ready for flogging.
by pinklejupes April 13, 2004
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Fluggaenkoecchicebolsen

The safe word used in the Vandersexxx Erotic club, featured in the movie "Euro trip"
Sexy girl: Bring out the testical clamps!
Guy: Fluggaenkoecchicebolsen!
Sexy girl: did you say fluggegecheimen?
Guy: Yes! Yes! For the love of God, fluggegecheimen!
Sexy Girl: Are you sure?
Guy: Yes, please
Sexy Girl: easy fish... Bring on the fluggegecheimen!
by morsangelu December 24, 2021
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Soggy Floggins

When a man(1) is laying down with head off bed and another man(2) inserts penis into man 1's mouth. Man 1 must have mustache to which rub man 2's taint, while also dabbling nose into man 2's asshole.
Andrew: Justin if you don't shit on my face I'm going to soggy floggins you.

Justin: Wait why not both?
Andrew: I'm not gay dude.
by Harry Sugma March 13, 2019
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Flogging Molly

An Irish band that involves pieces of folk and punk music to create an interesting sound wraught with rhythm and Irish Nationalism.
Devil's Dance Floor, What's left of the Flag, and Drink and FIght are all good Flogging Molly songs.
by Grendel September 28, 2003
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floggin the dolphin

Extreamly agressive manipulation of the penis, (Masterbation)
by jim October 29, 2003
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flogged the one-eyed snake

Westerosi term for masturbated
"When I was twelve, I milked my eel into a pot of turtle stew. I flogged the one-eyed snake. I skinned my sausage. I made the bald man cry! makes masturbation gestures Into the turtle stew, which I do believe my sister ate. At least I hope she did."

- Tyrion Lannister
by rider-of-chaos February 12, 2019
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