flodging

When people walk around like they have things they don't. People that show off to much of what they do have.

Another nigga car,Another nigga clothes
Niggas be flodging on these videos
But watch when that true gun fold

by LDee February 21, 2009

flodgin

Synonymous with "Frontin", flodgin is used somewhat as an accusation to someone who is lying or exaggerating.

From Next Friday

Dae-Dae: Mane you see those 20's on my ride?
Ice Cube (Craig): Stop flodgin, you know those are 10's.

by Jahzara July 16, 2003

Flodger

A person who claims to have something they don't.

Man dude aways talking like he has so much money, clothes, cars, and girls. He's nothing but a flodger.

by Dap. July 11, 2010

floogen

; a water pipe, bong, cannibus combuster.
A device/utensil used for smoking marijuana

"hey guys, feel like smoking some FLOOGENS later on tonight?"

by robertb April 16, 2015

Cripple Cream Flogger

Performing a vigorous hand job on a wheelchair bound male until he busts a nut load of man cream.

I can’t tell you how many cripple cream floggers I gave Randy during his two months of recovery. That wheelchair had to get the bolts retightened from all the shaking.

The home health nurse was like 65 years old but she never left without a cripple cream flogger.

by Dick Onchin October 12, 2020

flogged the one-eyed snake

Westerosi term for masturbated

"When I was twelve, I milked my eel into a pot of turtle stew. I flogged the one-eyed snake. I skinned my sausage. I made the bald man cry! makes masturbation gestures Into the turtle stew, which I do believe my sister ate. At least I hope she did."

- Tyrion Lannister

by rider-of-chaos February 12, 2019

dolphin-flogger

An insult, used by Beavis & Butthead.

What a dolphin-flogger!

Shut up, dolphin-flogger!

by WordFreak March 8, 2009