flappity flap

Clumsy, awkward, flaming, ridiculous, failure. Demonstrates a weak style. Grotesque social error. Deliberately being a clown in wake of fumble.

I spilled beer on your carpet and then floundered around on it to soak it up with my shirt. (reply) flappity flap. He tried to impress the girls with a huge curb grind but his wheel hit a rock and teetering on the edge of balance he flapped his arms to maintain composure for a distance before falling over and bagging himself on the board, flappity flap.

by stunk February 6, 2014

Flippity floopin’

When you (a female) put your thumb in your anus and your finger (usually your middle finger) in your vagina while you pee. May be used either on the toilet or on another person.

I was flippity floopin’ by myself until I met Todd, now he wants to flippity floop together.

by OnceUponAnUrban June 22, 2019

flippity jippity

Used as an expression. Another way of saying “what the frick/fuck?”

“I forgot to hand in my assessment. Flippity jippity!”

by backseatwindow May 18, 2022

Don't twist my flippity flaps

When dick bags try to manipulate your words to make them come off differently.

Phandrew: "I can't hangout with the boys tomorrow, I'm going on a date with Jessica"
Philip: "You're saying you are going on a date because you don't want to hangout with us??"
Phandrew: "Don't twist my flippity flaps Philip!"

by SpaceyHawk220 January 7, 2018

flippity flop

Another word for fuck. A nicer way for a person to say the F word.

Girl: Omg I just went to the bathroom on the floor.
Friend: Holy flippity flop! What do we do?

by Friction_123howdy February 21, 2015

blumpkin flippity flop

to give fellatio whilst deficating.

David got tired of the regular old blumpkin and started giving his partner a blumpkin flippity flop.

by Geoff West, David Jones, Stevin Williams, Curtis Chappell November 22, 2007

flippity flap

When your dick has multiple spasms and goes out of control just like when you finish up giving your boyfriend the biggest blow job ever.

Steven: I loved that blowjob but now my penizzle is flippity flapping.
Joe: You know how we do nigga slice.

by TyroneTheMonkey December 24, 2003