Flingwing

A rotary wing aircraft, usually associated with a helicopter, however & to be fair can also be used to describe an autogyro

Do I really need to draw a picture for this one? If you ever saw a video of a helicopter accident you would understand why I refer to them as a flingwing!

by Flingwings September 2, 2006

Flinch Flex

When used as a Noun, "Flinch Flex" is the action when Person A quickly flexes their Arms and Trapezius Muscles and initiates an upper body lunge toward Person B, but quickly retracts the lunge, indicating they never really intended to actually grab, grapple or assault Person B.

The intention of this action is to cause Person B to react has though they were being attacked, and to protect or guard themselves, i.e. "Flinched". By the time they've done this, it has already been made clear that it was unnecessary to do so.

This act is intended to result in the embarrassment, shame or intimidation of Person B. It can be performed 1-on-1 between 2 people, where it is primarily used to intimidate Person B or to cause them to lose their confidence. Or it can be performed in front of a casual or intentional audience, where the goal is to embarrass Person B by tricking them into manifesting their fear or Person A.

It is considered very "macho" to be "Flinch Flexed" on (to be Person B) without flinching. Greater still to endure the maneuver without blinking or even moving your head (Total Badass).

I just got Mean Mugged on my way into a Walmart by some little shit 8-year-old Arab kid! It caught me so off guard, that I Flinch Flexed him right back!

by JesusAli June 29, 2011

cop a flintch

The act of hanging on the back of a police car bumper while its driving on a snowy road.

See Skitching

Dang bob we're late for school, no problem Richie, let's cop a flintch on that cop car.

by WhiteRichie November 24, 2018

flinstonization

The process of rewriting history to fit within our current societal constructs.

Assuming that humans are naturally monogamous is merely a "flinstonization", reverse-justifying the truth one is looking to prove.

by Dillon of Three-Ways to Harems November 21, 2017

Flingomajig

A satisfying feeling when at the beach or pool! It’s like getting tingles in your stomach like a satisfying bath!

While relaxing at the beach: I feel a flingomajig coming!

by Natedawg248 December 29, 2019

Dome Fling

A relationship consisting entirely of the female performing felatio on the the male. Absolutely no commitment required.

Did you hear about Mike? He's got an awesome dome fling going with that chick from finance class! He gets head every night and doesn't have to do a thing in return!

by ahabthearab November 30, 2010

Fred Flintstone

When a guy with a huge dick pulls away while his girl is on her knees blowing him and he starts swinging his big prized cock across her head, just like a prehistoric caveman would whack his woman on her head with his caveman club.

I Fred Flintstoned my bitch on her head last night...yabba dabba doo.

After I pulled a Fred Flintstone on my chick, she saw stars all night long.

Lucky my girl got no bruises on her head after I Fred Flintstoned her or I be arrested for domestic violence. shit.

by king_muscat April 17, 2010