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Faeces

Science teacher: "...and at the end of the digestive system, waste products are excreted in the form of faeces."

Class clown translates: "SHITTY POO COME OUT OF BUM."
by HelloMyNameIsNoneOfYourBusines February 12, 2010
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Feces Pizza

Bill, you griznoid, would you like to go to Barfy's, Hardon's, Taco Smell, Jackoff in the Box, a barf-n-puke joint, Shoplift 'N' Go, KWIK-RIP, Pizza Slut, or Feces Pizza to eat tonight?
by andy1 December 11, 2006
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bovine feces

1. Teacher: Jimmy, you have a detention for standing up.
Jimmy: Bovine feces!
by ShinyTrees April 28, 2014
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Feces blowhole

When you shoot a bullet up the anus of a unsuspected victim, and the contents of the colon blow out of the top of the head.
Trevor aimed a rifle up Arturo's butthole causing poop to fly out of his head, concluding to a feces blowhole.
by Arturo and Trevor December 31, 2012
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Fecery

1. An argument style focused on avoiding the points of your opponent, and instead using misdirection, distortion, and other forms of intellectual dishonesty.

2. What follows after attempting to yeahbut your way through an argument.

3. The act of spreading bullshit arguments, aka, spreading feces.
Reasoned Opponent - "All I'm saying is that you have to look to the cause of the action. "

Fecer - "Oh, so that's a cause now."

Reasoned Opponent - "Wait, what? You just agreed with me that it was a cause."

Fecer - "No, I said causes don't matter and what really matters is how it makes us feel."

Reasoned Opponent - "What sort of fecery is this?"
by OneTrueCage May 8, 2013
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Flecktarn

Flecktarn camouflage was developed from a late WWII version of German oakleaf called Dot M-44. This pattern was developed with the use of roller printing processes and eliminated the need for the previously used spring and autumn patterns of oak leaf.
The camouflage pattern used by the German military after WWII is called Flecktarn.
by MrDark December 7, 2006
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Fleckney

A creature of myth and legend. Usually depicted as a living tree. Has a deep voice with a resounding boom and no sense of humour. Feasts on young children, especially babies.
Shit, a Fleckney has eaten my baby.
by Vinoto April 7, 2010
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