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Flea dip

a term describing the technique of using a chlorinated or salt water
pool to both entice women to return to your home as well as ensuring
their cleanliness prior to allowing them in, preventing any parasites,
diseases or bacteria from contaminating the dwelling.

***retention ponds, rivers and most other natural bodies of water do
not work for this purpose***
"Chet, you are not bringing that ragged bitch in my grandmothers beach
house until she gets a flea dip"

"Todd, she works at the Arbys and lives in her car, of course she is
getting a flea dip."
by Touch Down July 9, 2014
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butt fleas

The butt fleas are feasting! Maybe I didn't wipe good enough...
by MinPin76 May 1, 2012
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flayed

Game-playing: To be totally overwhelmed by your enemy in an up-close-and-personal battle. To be flayed is beyond being owned or pwned - flayed is being completely abused and shredded by a better player. The term "flayed" is usually used when you have massive weapons and your opponent only has a knife or sword or fist and whups you badly.
Teammate: Look out - to your right!!!
You: Dang! *shoots rocket, throws grenade in direction of attack*
Flayer *running in, knife in hand*: OORAH!
You: Arrrrrggggghhhh
Teammate: Dude, he flayed you bad.
by Master Flayer July 29, 2008
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Flea

Bassist for the Chilis. Best bassist ever. THIS MAN IS GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mike Balzairy
by Flea Fan March 27, 2003
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Flea's Teat

elusive, impossible to grasp, unlikely to find, rarely seen,
What up Osama? You're harder to get a hold of than a flea's teat.

Obama's records are harder to get a hold of than a flea's teat.

Julian Assange's soul is harder to get a hold of than a flea's teat.

Been emailing, texting, friending, tweeting you! You're harder to get a hold of than a flea's teat!

My professor is harder to get a hold of than a flea's teat!
by FeyJay January 4, 2011
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silver flea sardine

someone that is nasty, mean, and just a plain old cunt. They also smell very bad like a sardine (hence the name)
Nobody likes this person at all because of varios reasons.
ew oh my god i hate that ugly ass stupid flea sardine.

Did you smell that ?
- yea it was that silver flea sardine.
by xoxoxoxo719 October 9, 2012
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flea

Best bassist of today, he is a true genius, if u want to listen to good music i suggest u buy every chili's album there is from freaky styly to there new greatest hits ablum. They own todays music.
by Anonymous November 8, 2003
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