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flexing her cunt

When one is publicly displaying how much of a cunt they are.
At a Michael's Craft Store

Woman checking out at register - "I wanna speak to the manager. I've been waiting on this line for 1 minute! I need to pay for my 30 bags of chocolate like a fat fuck! This place is the worst!"

Correct response to this horrible person - "Wow! Look at that woman over there flexing her cunt!"
by nustinneiber March 6, 2016
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Fleming Island High School

A school in Hogsmeade, Scotland, primarily for training young witches and wizards. The principal is a large elf named Professor Dumbleward whose catchphrase is "I'll see you in the courtyard."

Notable students attending this school are: Sergio and Vincent Weasley, Quidditch champions.
"Yer a wizard, Steve Shannon."-Fleming Island High School janitor Hargrint
by Conrad Oberst December 7, 2006
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Flemington

A town in the middle of nowhere full of cocky, rich white kids who hail from one of the richest counties in the United States. Here, you're either an athlete, an art kid, a wanna be art kid, a country kid, a music lover, or a druggie that's randomly disappeared. If not, it's hard to stick out- especially in the huge school of Hunterdon Central. At Central, if you're not an AP kid, it's so easy to fall behind or be ignored. The grading system is crazy and you're sure it's screwed you over for life. Also, you don't know half the people in your grade and you're sure they don't know you. Amazingly though, even with such a large population, there is absolutely nothing to do besides creep around strip malls, go to Chili's, or party in someone's basement while trying not to break their 60" flat screen tv. Really, it's a bit of a bubble town. In the middle of nowhere. May I emphasize, in the middle of nowhere?
Kid: "Hey, what exit is Flemington off of?"
Flemington kid: ".....You're kidding, right?"

Flemington kid: "Hey, check out the brand-new Audi my parents just bought me! If you squint your eyes, you can see it all the way in the Yale lot!"
Other Flemington kid: "Is it next to the BMW?"

Flemington kid: "I think I'm going to creep around Kohls this weekend, what are you doing?"
Other Flemington kid: "I'm going to Lambertville to walk around and feel chic."
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boob flexing

A woman who can lift flex her boobs WITHOUT the use of her hands or a bra.
Kevin: "hey jack."
Jack: "what ?"

Kevin: "Laura is inside doing some MAJOR boob flexing. She's really good at it !"

Jack: "God bless America"
by The Paradox March 18, 2008
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Flexing your facebook muscles

When somebody on facebook will start fights and act tougher than they really are just because they have the protection of the internet with them. They do this to make themselves feel better just like flexing their muscles.
Tough guy: Hey you bitch whore, these scenic pictures you took really fucking suck.
You: Why are you trying to start something? What are you trying to prove? Quit flexing your facebook muscles.
Tough guy: Hey I'm sorryz for being so mean. I owe you for life. I'm going to go wash my face in shame now.
by VulgarOverlord May 5, 2011
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flexing out

Passing out from flexing too hard and too long
Man that guy totally ended up flexing out at the gym from showing off for a totally rocking babe
by Nosilla Rellim October 18, 2013
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Flexing Chimps

What is a flexing chimp may you ask? A Flexing Chimp is a proud Chimp that loves to play hypixel skyblock and fuck dudes. Also, a flexing chimp is known as a outcast in real life. But the people that see them as outcasts are fucking morons that should be sold to slavery, or left to die of hunger. Also, a chimp that is flexing penis is so big, that it will break any destroy any pair of pants.
by Hypixel Skyblock January 29, 2021
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