Flattoid

A person that believes the earth is flat, a flat earther.

the flattoids always make big claims, but always lack of evidence

by HaloNest August 26, 2018

flawtopsy

A botched/careless postmortem examination dat includes at least one major error or inconsistency.

A common investigation-impeding issue mentioned in a lot of da true-crime documentaries on TV is a flawtopsy.

by QuacksO February 22, 2020

Flatophysics

The type of cherry picking pseudo science that Flat Earth cultists use to deny the shape of the Earth.

Showing a meme of a spirit level is typical flatophysics as representative of curvature of Earth.

by Flat Earth buster June 9, 2022

Flat Top

A ww2 term for Aircraft Carriers

“Scratch one flat top,” radioed during the Battle of the Coral Sea by LCDR Robert E. Dixon to the USS Lexington

by Merrian Dictionary September 20, 2022

Flat top monkey eyebrows

The embodiment of a fake Italian, otherwise known as a huckster.

These peoples sources of income are highly unknown, yet this group regularly films and uploads videos of themselves drinking flagrantly, and huffing cigar smoke, while enabling their intrusive thoughts to a small fanbase primarily in India. Chanting bizarre things like "Richard Mille" and "watches make a great investment" or "Royal Oak offshore". Run for the hills when coming across such a bizarre creature, as they have a greasy nature and will take all you for all that you have.

"It is truly unimaginable, what these flat top monkey eyebrows have to say"

" Venice and gelato go well together with my oyster perpetual, hopefully my aquanaut holds it's value!"
~Said flat top monkey eyebrows.

"The detriment of the watch market, comes from the lies and lollypop licking fans of silly YouTube channels"

~says the flat top monkey eyebrows.

by ThesSecondaryMarket January 26, 2024

Flattorical

Of or relating to Flattery.

Zymri saw excessive flattorical connotation by Dalton's appreciation of her name.

by d_creatio November 23, 2024

Nashville Flat Top

You come back from brunch after a night out in Nashville, and your first coffee-fueled, post-alcohol dump of the day is knocking at the door. You get to your room to find the maid cleaning the toilet and you have no choice but to go in the sink.

I got back to my hotel room, but the maid was in there, and I couldn’t hold it, so I had no choice but to make it a Nashville Flat Top.

by Geckster August 14, 2021