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Flash bang question

A question that is so basic or so stupid, you are stunned and delayed to give a response.
I really hate working at the airport during tourist season, you get a lot of flash bang questions.
by dunlopallstar July 17, 2011
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Chocolate Flash Bang

When you shart into a persons eyes temporarily blinding them.
I just gave him a chocolate flash bang and he was so scared.
by Midsize October 24, 2018
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Chinese flash bang

The Chinese flash bang, is when you shove your fist up her vagina and then while your whole hand is in there start opening and closing your hand like your hand is exploding multiple times.
by Bigbrainbrad69 January 18, 2021
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Flash Bang

An explosive device weapon developed for use in crowd control that consists of a large charge, typically about 15 grams, of flash powder contained in a vented metal case with a triggering device similar to those used in ordinary hand grenades. While not designed for lethality, these are very dangerous weapons when used improperly. In 2014 a small child in Georgia was accidentally maimed by incompetent police officers who tossed one of these devices into a crib during a botched drug raid. These devices typically contain about five times the explosive charge of an ordinary M-80 firecracker, which contains three grams of flash powder.
Police officers maimed 18 month-old Bounkham Phonesavanh Jr. with a flash bang. They were never indicted.
by Camp420Guy May 3, 2015
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Flash Bang

When you don't expect to fuck, and then bam all of a sudden intercourse.
Dude I went to the bathroom at the club last night, and this chick grabbed my dick. I got flash banged.
by Johnny Longdeck November 23, 2016
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Flash Bang

While during sexual intercourse one of the participants (often the male) cums far too quick, making the sex extremely short.
Jessica and Charles had sex, but it wasn’t very good because Charles flash banged
by Anonymous Blonde Person March 30, 2019
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Kansas flash bang

When you give her the good anal slip after you just took her out to a fancy date to Taco Bell and it sprays out at high speed
Gave my wife the good ol Kansas flash bang last night.
by Kansas kids February 11, 2020
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