flarping

The act of utilizing Flarp around a public location, such as a store or supermarket. The sound that Flarp makes can be performed numerous ways, very creative ways, in order to confuse any pedestrian. Flarping is a soon-to-be art form that includes three crucial pieces: the sound, the execution of the act, and the response/reaction of the victim.

Mike: "Hey Hunt, what are you doing this weekend?"

Hunt: "I'm going flarping with the guys. wanna come with us?"

Mike: "Fuck yea! I was hoping you would ask! This means a lot to me bro!"

by L3M0NZ April 4, 2008

FLARKENTHROPOLOGIST

a FLARKENTHROPOLOGIST is a sex therapy assistant. Medically certified by the MOB and founded by the great uncle of Chuck Norris. Often shortened to FLARKE; which is a clever word to say FUCK. (ex: shut the flarke up) The abbreviation really has nothing to do with the main word itself, other than the word fuck which ties to the word sex. a FLARKENTHROPOLOGIST can be located at your near by health center, hospital, or campus health services center.

No Taylor I can't go Loko with 4Loko tonight, I have an appointment with my FLARKENTHROPOLOGIST

by djkahlie October 22, 2010

flarp

In music, a note that is so completely wrong or out-of-tune that it is impossible to determine whether it is flat or sharp.

"That last chord sounded pretty flarp to me."

by Mara the Obscure March 9, 2005

Flarp

A safe, clean way to cuss. Flarp most often replaces F**k.

n. Flarp
v. Flarpin'
"Flarp you, I don't like you either."
"I can't believe you got me this gift. I flarpin' love you!"

by J.J. Georvid September 23, 2016

Flarppsnugget

a flarppsnugget is when someone is being annoying or are acting stupid.

You're a flarppsnugget!
Stop acting like a flarppsnugget!

by definitionboo June 7, 2018

Flarking

A replacement word for F*cking

Can express anger and frustration

Are you flarking kidding me?????

by Jds1235 October 28, 2021

Flark

Replacement for the word fuck,
Often used by the Guardians of The Galaxy, in their feature Video Game debut of the same name

"We're The Flarkin' Guardians Of The Galaxy!"
"OH FLARK, IT'S THE MOTHER-FLARKIN' GUARDIANS OF THE FLARKIN' GALAXY!"

by Triggs27 September 30, 2022