Farfing

The act of coughing whilst farting in order to mask the sound of your gas passing.

I couldn't stop farfing at work today. It smelled terrible but at least no one heard!

by Wildhair87 August 19, 2014

flaring

Me and my friends mad this shit up. it means that your pissed... or you want something realy bad.

<me> yo how "flaring" are you man?
<my friend> im fucking flaring dude i jsut lost my $...

or

<me> I am "flaring" hunggry let so get some food..

by Alex Huy September 23, 2004

flarting

attraction between two species expressed by endlessly trying to be cool and farting

Remember when Powers was trying to be cool in front of gabe and had Sue crack her back and she flarted? They still haven't had any action, so I guess it didn't pay off...

by Susanne Jameson May 13, 2005

flarfin

usually meaning "asshole" or "bitch" but said when little children are around

"can you believe that flarfin just cut me off timmy?"

by bonks November 14, 2004

Flaring Uterus

It is the equivalent to a male boner but is used to refer to a female having a bonar. For slang it is referred to as having a FU.

I saw this super cute boy and I have a huge flaring uterus right now.

by AmyandKim April 24, 2011

flarping

The act of cock blocking a random hook-up... especially when one is desperate and looking to get some.

"No flarping allowed tonight! I'm desperate and haven't gotten any in months!"

by flarpflarpyflarpington November 6, 2009

Flarking

The sexual act of urinating onto/into someones eye.

Hey baby, have you ever tried flarking before?

by Puedro September 29, 2014