fapuccino

to have a quick masturbation session to wake oneself up

Where's jimmy? His toast is getting cold.
I think upstairs having a fapuccino

by kingbumii May 12, 2015

flaucinaucinihilipilification

A misspelling of floccinaucinihilipilification.

Can you believe that guy said flaucinaucinihilipilification when he meant floccinaucinihilipilification? What a wannabe wiseass!

by Mr. Yes September 5, 2008

Fapucino

The byproduct of clandestinely rubbing one out in a coffee shop, although not necessarily into your drink. A favorite morning 'upper' among East Coast homeless folks.

Ray: While I was at Starbucks this morning, I noticed a downtrodden gentleman sitting in the corner brewing himself a fresh Fapucino.

Dan: I wonder if it was a Skinny Fapucino.

by frankfantasia September 17, 2014

Flappuccino

A girl's version of tea bagging

“Nate tea bagged Julie yesterday while she was sleeping, tonight she’s gonna get revenge and flappuccino him.”

Have a flappuccino before you eat your hot lunch.

by Mexican Tony June 16, 2022

frappucino

During intercourse, when a man excretes in-between a woman's breasts, ejaculates onto said excrement & finally "mixes" it together with her breasts.

Big Joe: Ahh bro, i totally frapped Cindy last nite!

Jeff: Trying to mix things up, eh?*

Big Joe: You can say that again!

*Frappucino humour

by Disperse April 10, 2009

fapacino

when you jizz in someones coffee without them knowing"

"Dude I just gave Jon a fapacino

by germ attack3 March 20, 2016

fapacino

When you masterbate into your coffee or someone else's and then drink it.

I made your mom a fapacino cause that bitch was groggy and she's a freak.

by Jaxsux July 25, 2016