flappy bird

A smartphone game designed in hell by Satan itself. It consists on helping a tiny bird who can barely fly, make its way through a forest of supermario's green warp pipes. It may looks easy but it's difficult as fuck.

-He's been playing with on phone for about half an hour when he suddenly bursted in anger, throwing his new phone against the floor shouting like a mad about some birds and pipes.

-What's your score at flappy bird? 8. How did you did that?!? I tried for about an hour and i only scored 3!!!

by jimmytriplesec February 09, 2014

Flappy bird

Piece of shit game that fucking got fucking pulled of the fucking market on the fucking phone because the creator, Satan, got too many death threats because of this stupid fucking flappy piece of flappy shit. He has no legs and is just a fucking legless fucking piece of shit who is addicted to pipes. There are far too many remakes of this game.

Mick "yo bitch you got that bitchy bitch ass game flappy bird, I hate it bitch."
Dave "nope. much frustrating, I have the remake of it, Farting Panda"
Mick "Life is a bitchy ass bitch!"

by derpymcconquerer March 11, 2014

flappy bird

A chick that won't shut her damn mouth.

We tried to keep it a secret but that flappy bird of mine let everyone know about my VD.

by CaptainWetbar January 31, 2014

Flappy Birds

A group of women with extra large vaginal lips, aka labia. An annoying yet addictive game.

Anthony : I was up smashing Flappy Birds til 5am this morning.

Dean : WOW! That's awesome, how many?

Anthony : 4

Dean : Bullshit! You fucked 4 chicks last night, and they all had a big old rubber band sandwiches?!

Anthony : No, 4 was my high score. I can't stop playing that game. I'm lonely....hold me.

by The Cunning Gunt Shunter February 11, 2014

flappy bird

when you are fucking a girl then quickly pull out and shit on her chest and then tar and feather her then punch her in the back of the neck so she scquacks like a bird

joe: my night was rough bro
tom: why bro
joe: i pulled a flappy bird on my girl lastnight and then she kicked me out smh
tom: thats harsh bro

by yungfreebase February 03, 2014

flappy bird

the sexual act of sticking it in soft due to the outside force commonly known as 'whiskey dick.'

"Hey! So how'd it go last night?"
"Great until we got back to my place. My boy Jack was trying to cock block, so I just gave her the flappy bird."

by caprisunkillah February 10, 2014

Flappy bird

Flappy bird is a game where you make a little bird fly in between pipes by tapping the screen of your touch screen device but if he touches one he will fall to the floor and you will lose. There are no levels and just points. If you do not beat your high score you have to have a VERY strong willpower to not play over and over again for hours until you beat your score. If it is very late at night or early in the morning you will then go to sleep and repeat the whole process again in the morning or whenever you are free from work/school/college and if it is not night time and you have nothing you really need to do it is very likely that this game could fill your entire day. The game looks very simple and easy but is in fact very hard and frustrating!! D: but because it is so addicting you just CAN NOT STOP! If you have downloaded flappy bird and you are not in the 1% minority of those magical people who can fight the flappy bird addiction then you must accept that this game is now a part of your life and you are likely to spend no less than half an hour daily playing in it. Good luck in your flappy bird adventures :)

Lilly was playing flappy bird when she scored 19. One lower than her highest score. She screamed 'Oh my god! I hate my life! What is the point in existing?!' Before bursting into tears and playing for another 3 hours.

by Just a simple 18 year old February 04, 2014