Mississippi Flapjack

Slapping your cock on relatives ass.

"Hey did you hear about Dustin Adams dropping his pants and giving his sister a Mississippi flapjack?"

by HughJayness February 26, 2017

fappathon

fapping marathon
the attempt at masturbation throughout the day, as many times as possible

Timmy is watching porn, fappathon ++

by Curt V September 3, 2005

Flapgaggle

Describes the event where your tallywhacker is caught between the "vent" in the front of mens underwear.

I've been flapgaggled in the the past, and I can say with surety that I don't care for it.

by Papakeith March 24, 2007

Flapgap

A term used to describe a woman's parts in a high state of arousal

"mate, when she sees me in my batman outfit, she'll have a massive flapgap"

by robfreer April 20, 2015

fapparatus

Apparutus used by the male to cause ejaculation. These devices must cause stimulation directly to the male genitaelia otherwise they are not defined as fapparatus which only attains pleasuring using the penis.

"My hand just ain't doing it for me so I've got some new fapparatus to help me!"

by p2ych0 February 21, 2008

flapping

shaking one's willy in an eccentric and exciting manner. often resulting in hilarious and wet consequences. can be used as a form of foreplay or to attract other people to engage in the mating process, much like a peacock displays her feathers to attract a mate. a male human will often display his willy in an appealing way to gain sexual prowess.

i am going to use my extreme flapping capabilities to attract a mate at the club tonight.

by sfccurtyla November 11, 2013

FAPPAGE

That to which one faps. The object of ones masurbatory desires. noun.

The interweb contains a vast amount of serious fappage.

by IndigoRed September 3, 2007