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Tuesday Lapdance

Economic principal wherein a small increase in quantity is exchanged for a disproportionate reduction in quality.
Ok so Jack in the Box tacos are 2 for 1 compared to Carl's Jr. but you're paying for 2x kangaroo meat. Sounds like a real Tuesday lapdance if you ask me.
by Smackaroni November 1, 2022
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Alabama Lapdance

The act of your cousin giving you a lap dance until you inevitably have an erection and cream your pants. oops!
bro i loved the alabama lapdance i got last night, cousin theresa knows how to get down
by thecroatiancrockpot February 1, 2023
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cleveland lapdance

When you are engaged in anal sex in a seated position, usually your father or employer's car, you pull out and your partner spackles your lap and the car with blown mud.
Dude, last night I was banging my girl in the ass in my dad's car. I pulled out and she gave me a cleveland lapdance.
by KEMTD May 4, 2006
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flagdancing

a very fun and active activity. Usually for the athletically-retarded. (includes dancing crazily to music while twirling around a flag or two in your living room)
"Wanna come over for some good old-fashioned flagdancing?"
by charlie tobin March 13, 2010
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lapdance

to dance on laps.
a person who dances on laps. (a lapdancer, or jamie lapdance)
25 dollars at a strip joint.
my friend spaent $800 at the strip club on many a lapdance, but didnt buy me one!
by groupie#1 September 26, 2006
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lapdancer dust

Glitter worn by dancers that sticks to you and your clothing and is impossible to remove. Usually resulting in a pissed off wife or girlfriend.
I would've gotten away with a great night at the tittybar, if it wasn't for that damn lapdancer dust!
by Whiskey Drinker Me January 11, 2010
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awkward lapdance

where you sit on someone's lap, and have no intentions of what going or, what your doing, or what gonna happen..so you bust out and start dancing on their leg.
awkward lapdance.
*kid on santa's lap*
-''what would you like for christmas?''
-''uh....''
*becomes awkward, starts lapdancing*
by tori666 February 2, 2009
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