Economic principal wherein a small increase in quantity is exchanged for a disproportionate reduction in quality.
Ok so Jack in the Box tacos are 2 for 1 compared to Carl's Jr. but you're paying for 2x kangaroo meat. Sounds like a real Tuesday lapdance if you ask me.
by Smackaroni November 1, 2022
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When you are engaged in anal sex in a seated position, usually your father or employer's car, you pull out and your partner spackles your lap and the car with blown mud.
Dude, last night I was banging my girl in the ass in my dad's car. I pulled out and she gave me a cleveland lapdance.
by KEMTD May 4, 2006
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by charlie tobin March 13, 2010
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a person who dances on laps. (a lapdancer, or jamie lapdance)
25 dollars at a strip joint.
a person who dances on laps. (a lapdancer, or jamie lapdance)
25 dollars at a strip joint.
by groupie#1 September 26, 2006
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I would've gotten away with a great night at the tittybar, if it wasn't for that damn lapdancer dust!
by Whiskey Drinker Me January 11, 2010
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awkward lapdance.
*kid on santa's lap*
-''what would you like for christmas?''
-''uh....''
*becomes awkward, starts lapdancing*
*kid on santa's lap*
-''what would you like for christmas?''
-''uh....''
*becomes awkward, starts lapdancing*
by tori666 February 2, 2009
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