floffed

When someone unexpectedly gets disconnected when talking on IM.A term created by Lisa T from a mix of the words 'falling' and 'off'.

"Are you still there?"
"I floffed but it's working now".

or

"You keep cutting out".
"Yeah, I'm floffing up and down like a yo-yo :( ".

by redthings December 14, 2008

Flaffell

The state of total retardation or cluelessness. Lacking the motor skills to function in society. Losing one's touch with reality

Dude I was so Flaffelled last night after drinking that Parrot Bay.

by Flaffelled Person April 10, 2010

Flaffendagen

German Word For Banana.

I Would Love A Flaffendagen For This Fruit Salad!

by ZekeTheGeek3.14 August 22, 2012

fluffed torta

An SSBBW Vagina.

Definition An SSBBW Vagina
Guy1:Dude I was so drunk last night I banged this SSBBW her vagina was so big she had a fluffed torta.
Guy2:Whoa man! I love Tortas did you get her number for me?

by Bobbert92 September 10, 2015

Flaffled

When your booty hole is dripping with poop

"man I'm flaffled rn from that taco bell"

by XDUDE49 March 26, 2023

faffed

when someone is defeated like if they lost a bet or an argument

“oh shit you were actually right”
“get faffed bro”

by lkeanem8 April 6, 2023

Fluffed up

The antonym of F***ed up. A mistake that benefits the recipient.

They fluffed up my order and gave me an extra sandwhich.

by Dogoncouch December 8, 2023