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Emotionally flacid

When you can't get it up anymore emotionally. Numb to all emotions.
She's so emotionally flacid that she can't care anymore
by MrEmotionallyFlacid May 29, 2017
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flacid folly

When you're tryin to do your slit, but your cock isnt hard so you take your flacid cock and continue to smack that cunt into submission until your primed and ready.
If your dick isnt hard try the flacid folly.
by Dangerzone January 21, 2007
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flacid punch

when so smack someone with your soft penis
my girl loves a nice flacid punch
by Therealkei May 23, 2016
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Flacid Rain

Flacid Rain is when a man ejaculates with a flacid penis.
I was knackered and couldn't get hard but when she started sucking me off I got flacid rain.
by TheCommonestOfDandys June 7, 2014
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flacid jewels

A term used to define a sloppy and elongated ball sack, with both balls hanging at the bottom, held behind an extremely small penis.
Imma do her doggie style till mah balls bang against her ass and become flacid jewels, then imma let'em shine.
by t.ajnigga July 4, 2016
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flacid butthole

A long floopy blood filled dong in the butthole of someone else
i received a flacid butthole from Jeff last night
by flacidbutthole June 1, 2016
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Lake Flacid

When you can't get your dick hard in an outside environment.
"I was on a booty call in the woods and couldn't get bricked. Lake Flacid!"
by ambaryk November 16, 2023
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