flaccid is how a guy's dick gets when someone thumps his nuts with their thumb and index finger while he's jacking off, resulting in a failed orgasm
by USAF Cadet October 19, 2020
by Didda Tinkle May 24, 2004
by freedomdiver June 04, 2022
The man who sits between you and a girl at a party to stop you from hitting on her. The protector of women's chastity. Works better than a condom or pills or both.
by OhWaitThatsYou May 03, 2022
A watered down drink, the opposite of a "stiff" drink. When a bartender notices you have had enough to drink, and starts watering yours down, he's serving you a "flaccid drink".
by bakazungu March 10, 2011
That girl you hooked up with last night was flaccid, or,
That 720 indy grap you threw on the pipe was flaccid.
That 720 indy grap you threw on the pipe was flaccid.
by G-man February 11, 2004
adj. when an individual is incredibly punished off the dab, juul, etc. A state of being flattened or shlumped due to drug use.
by cxnxr! February 17, 2018