flabbergastered

Under the influence of alcohol/drugs.

"You're flabbergastered"

by Lexa June 26, 2004

flabbergastic

to have an unusual urge to rape a cow. also can be said as a moo-diction.

"thats bullshit" "that makes me flabbergastic"

by punchyboy23 March 28, 2009

flabbergast

to cum

"oh dude i flabbergasted all over that girl's face last night"

by muncan February 20, 2010

Flabbergastation

A word that is taken from the word flabbergasted which means shocked or surprised so flabbergastation is the verb or act of flabbergasted.

"DUDE NO WAY!! FLABBERGASTATION 101"

by Taehyun's wife February 6, 2023

Flabbergasted

Jude Bellingham throughout the England vs France game at the World Cup 2022

“bro was flabbergasted throughout the whole game”

by pikolomali December 27, 2022

flabbergasted

out of words

i am flabbergasted

by brxmptxngrl September 27, 2019

flabbergasted

When a flabby person farts in your face while you are going down on them!

HO #1: Fat Bastard came to visit me last night.

HO #2: Oh yea, how was it?

HO #1: He flabbergasted me!

HO #2: Then what?

HO #1: He said, "Soddy, I faderted." BIG DEAL! It was a WET ONE! I had to take a shower ASAP!

by Johrg Jerhog July 29, 2006