The Fitz

Masturbating while a girl watches you.

Demarius: "Yo Tyrone what happened with that girl Becky you took home last night?"

Tyrone: "I didnt have a condom and that bitch wouldnt let me fuck so I whipped it out and gave her the Fitz"

Demarius: "Thats wassup"

by bodaciousdude October 11, 2012

Fitzed

When a penis rips a vagina during Intercourse.

I had to go to the the doc for stiches I got fitzed last night by that hot guy.

by LizzyAnn December 19, 2016

fitz

Means "son of" (hence all the English surnames like Fitzpatrick, Fitzhenry) but can also refer to an illegitimate child, a bastard, someone born out of wedlock etc.

FitzChivalry is the illegitimate son of Chivalry, the heir to the throne of Buckkeep.

by Andrew Melvin April 26, 2008

fitzing

The act of overthinking or analyzing a simple problem, also known as confusing people or AVI'ing it.

Guy 1: Well if you take the tire off and check it then blah blah blah...

Guy 2: Come on man I just want to rotate my tires quit fitzing it.

by 264 QA January 15, 2010

Fitz

1. A suitable name to dipsnap to.
2. A kid who is popular because his name sounds cool if you say it loud enough.

"Fitz!"
"I'll dipsnap to that!"

"Fitz is a really cool name to say loud."

by berkojew January 16, 2009

fitz

1. noun- full retard

2. verb- to instantaneously lose control of your bowels in an unannounced fashion. Usually resulting in going commando for the remainder of the day.

3. adj.- awesomer than everybody and everything around you.

4. adj- The inability to come up with a response to an insult, usually resulting in threats of sodomy.

noun- "Is your brother Autistic? No, it's worse, he's a fitz!"

verb- "Oh man, I'm 75% sure i just fitzed myself."

adj- "I'm sorry, I couldn't hear you over the sound of how fitz I am"

by 725ftn March 14, 2011

Fitzing

Telling a lie.

Shannon said she sent the package, but she was fitzing.

by Llamanda May 6, 2018