Wizard-Fresh

When you're so goddam fresh that it seems there must be some wizardry involved...

"Damn yo, Richard is so fuckin Wizard-Fresh today"

by J.Manstrong December 14, 2014

Fresh wipe

A coworker who kisses the bosses ass so well that s/he leaves no stain or odor on the bosses behind.

Paul is such a fresh wipe! He can kiss Bobs' ass for hours at a time. (Names created for example purposes only.)

by Chitown winner September 3, 2013

Cake and Cock and We're Fresh out of Cake

What do you say when your girl asks "What's for Dinner"?
When really all you want is a blow job.

* Wife calls Husband and says "Honey, whats for dinner?"

* Man replies "Cake and Cock and we're Fresh out of Cake"

by Ron Damint March 21, 2013

Kick the tires and light the fires

1. All the necessary steps before starting the MAIN step have been completed so it is ready to be executed. It is used if the audience knows what's the main step.

2. To set forth.

Coming from jargon of figter pilots, who use it when they are ready to take-off with afterburners ignition (lighting the fires) after checking the gear as part of preflight check (kicking the tires).

A: Boss, we verified the procedure and everything works flawlessly.
B: Great, let's kick the tires and light the fires.

A: Man, we've waited so long already.
B: You're right, it's time to KTLF.

by bocin January 19, 2013

Freshavacodo

Fresh Avocado at Dell Taco

Get to Dell Taco!They got a new thing called freshavacodo!!

by Shanarnia June 16, 2018

fresh bleeder

Usually refers to a woman who just lost her virginity and thus is bleeding out of the vagina

Her: omg why is it gushing out so much?!
Me: damn shawty really be a fresh bleeder

by Trackblaster February 4, 2021

Dippy fresh

A child who you almost want to kill

You stay out of this dippy fresh

by Notdippyfresh February 29, 2016